where did you get the photo of my girlfriend— baaaabara ?

with a bit of luck and the right kind of inspirational leader ship i may get a splinter group lost in the land of long legs and short skirts .its a bugger of a job but someone has to do it

i fancies that

as getting lost goes i,ve been in worse scrapes than sitting in the sunshine drinking coffee and looking at waitresses,s arses

lowey , your loyalty is an example to us all .i never blamed you for the fact that the other 46 daft bastards went the wrong way

a walk in the dark by david byrne

how about connections , bob dylan – woody guthrie etc

or how bands got their names ,that type o thing

and they're bursting with vitamin c , as are all peppers,happy days

" local bike "

so , the person who has never fancied sam fox and never been on a bouncy castle, are those two things connected ?

I ' ll be there as promised , put me down for some karma , or some dogma

mart

on the contrary , i never ceased to be amazed at how unaware most people are, when i cycle to work the most regular hazard is 4 wheel drives letting kids out for the school . if traffic has stoppednear the school the passenger door will open and teenage kid emerge into the cycle lane without looking and wired up with i- players and whatever , damn near shit themeselves every time they see a bike IN THE BIKE LANE .doh.!.

let giddiness ensue !!!!!

when the ice cream van plays music thats to tell you theyve sold out
mean bastards

better an empty house than a bad lodger

to be said immediately after a loud fart or burp.

upstairs for thinking , downstairs for dancing, middle for diddle .

if you want cheap and reliable go for shimano every time – saints are great.

got the post mark but can't open pictures ,
cheers mart

got the post mark but can't open pictures ,
cheers mart

i once asked paulson about ways of reducing weight on my bike , he advised a haircut and a shite .he can sometimes be seen on the back of a tandem looking as if he's just been sentenced to death and has to ride to meet his fate.

bottled water can be kept for up to four years in plastic bottles in awarehouse yum yum .
if you want to know who buys bottle water look at the first successful marketer – evian , spell it backwards – naive .you are if you buy it.

a woman pushing a pushchair with toddler in it through the centre of bolton .stopped at crossing + lifted the whole thing up for pudgy offspring to push the button then stood there all excited waiting for the lights to change.sweet

i am up for it

what a bunch of dicks

glad you all enjoyed it , good turnout for the day .we tried to give a challenging route without knackering folk over much before the fun bits, thanks for the company , cake ,coffee !

mart

lick my love pump

wet suit , boots and a snorkel round here .

i once looked for an outdoor pursuits shop called outdoor action ….. there's a nice swedish couple.damn i feel cheap .

yea, love the origonal stuff but find some of the copies of it very sterile, clever but boring.

listen to the origonal django reinhardt stuff that he copies to put it in perspective

or the other thing is indonesian food due to holland's colonian past , which is really nice.

depends what you want , there are the well known sleazy bits in the middle [ but no more than most european cities ]. cannabis cafes or the sex museum of rumpty pumpty .otherwise there is the van gogh museum or some really nice parks with jazz playing and tip-top tram system.

i bought an led torch — tenner from tesco , put a bit if old inner tube round it and zip-tied it onto me helmet, works a treat.

steve martin in the remakes of pink panther .he should be eaten by wild cats for that .all american remakes of previously ok films for no good reason .

i think mbr has been pants for a while .the routes are unreliable and the reviews seem to favour certain brands like specialized .when they did the trail bile of the year reviews they decided on their own definition of a trail which then excluded a lot of good bikes from consideration if they were over or under the travel .
also the " old blokes who should no better " pics have gone from amusing bruises on arses which we can all chuckle at, tp severed fingeres and general mutilation which make me want to chuck.

pikes – they just seized up . still haven't had feedback as to what the problem is though .

sorry should have said you can go up the concrete road from the back of the waterboard which you get to via gincroft lane

you can go up fecit brow [ the coal road ] from the a680 road turn right when you get to the top – takes you right past turbines + onto moor then either left to cragg quarry or right to ding

only if its root vegetables

THERE HAVE BEEN GROUPS OF CHINESE PEOPLE DOING THIS IN SHOPS IN BOLTON .SOME OF THEM ARE GOING THROUGH COURT FOR SELLING PORN INVOLVING ANIMALS !