ooh arrr shackle me giblets !!!!!!!!!!

Ive never seen doggers as such but the odd couple making jiggy in a car from time to time .once got to the top of a climb , stuck me head up and there was a couple having oral happiness on a bench

and when you say COMMING ACCROSS DOGGERS ……
best make your excuses and leave

who are these doggers who are prepared to shag outside on cold nights, aint gonna see much are ya !!!!

all the buffoons are safely tucked up front of the goggle box

beautiful clear autumn nights and the ground is hard , as aid before top sunsets

Is this a bit like a pervy phonecall but on the forum , if so , black and crotchless

Dr Strange , no sexual perversion of a medical nature whatsoever .

Bladerunner , no knifes and no running

the postman always rings twice, he never rung once and there was no black and white cat called jess

The thing about Gisburn is that most of it has been around for yonks , but it was mainly the woody trails at the bottom and the family stuff , + the odd bit of cheekiness, all the good stuff at the top section is what people have built up since as well as improving the forest trails .Its not the most exciting but there are good bits and as people have said it’s free .I like the wooded sections which they have got just right , good grip etc.

I met him in Bury a few years ago when he was supporting work with local kids, really nice feller and no big ego , what a shame !

We have a ditzzy receptionist at work and after discussion about luminous condoms [ and their suitability for star wars fun in a darkened room ] .she pondered for several hours and aprpos of nothing sadi…………” I wonder if its so you can find your way back to your tent ” ??????????

But just to show that Im not immune to the odd gaff myself I sawe the boss this morning after two weeks leave .I was aware that he had been in the south of france for the first week and asked if he’d had a good time down there.After a lenghty silence he informed me that the 2nd week was spent in hospital having a cyst removed from his left testicle.

” Oh that explains why you didn’t send a card ” chirps I

After taking a blind colleague rock climbing [ all roped up belayed and safe ] ” WELL DONE, YOU PLAYED A BLINDER THERE ”

the best place to park is the car park at futures park which is on the road between rawtenstall and bacup , if you say where you are coming from I will post directions but ist easy to google

my cousin billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
she though it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake

and now its only five foot four

……………………………………………………………..teacher says i must not swear
shit
bugger
arsoles
I don’t care

……………………………………………………………..our soldiers going to was
our soldiers fighting
our soldiers stick their bayonets
up the germans…….. our soldiers going to war… etc

If there is a slater’s near you they do a good two piece suit for fifty quid as well as designer ones if you want something more chic

I seem to remember old school XC involvong lots of non technical slog around muddy fields , from what I’ve seen of the Hadliegh couse its considerable more tecnical with gap-jumps and rock gardens so its got to be much harder on the riders hence our boy with a broken ankle

Where do you live ? I have an old Minolta SLR you could have a look at , I am in Rammy , North Manchester

2 in bolton for jason kenny , most flattering description of the colour would be ” airfix gold ” – looks like somebody smeared aldi peanut butter over them

the sharpest knife in the drawer

The tories appear to have a twofold agenda, on the one hand to lay blame for any fault they can find [ despite the fact that most sports funding has tended to come from lottery money , and secondly to capitalize on the reflective glory of sports people doing well and the nation getting behind them

not to mention the pressure on teachers to get kids to meet targets set by the government and the rigidity of the curriculums required to do this , meaning that most schools necesarily focus on getting kids through SATS and examines rather than looking at education in the broader sense

For me the worst films are the pointless remakes that miss the point of the origonal, the origonal ” producers ” for example owed a lot to the chemistry between a genuinely petrified gene wilder and a mischevious zero mostell .the remake was like acting by numbers

Northwind I agree about the soundtrack ,in fact I bought the CD, how can you not love Bowie songs in portugese but that as I recall was the only memorable or redeeming feature

The thing with ” lost in translation “, like broken flowers and other bill murray films is that its just him walking around with his ” ironic face ” – the absolutly shitist has to be ” the life aquatic ” like watching paint refuse to dry .

The housephone, didn’t work when I needed .Lots of nice messages on mopbile when I got home asking where the f….. I had got to when I lost track of buddies

As and alternastive up to the lights on Walmersley road , go up the bridelway ,shipperbottom lane up over the lumpy bits and go to the right where it forks follow this up to a tee junction past the old school house ,bear left and follow it up to the road [ a681 rochdale rd] turn left and then go right up the coal road , trun right at the top and follow turbine supply road around bearing left, cut accross the bbit of moorland to the top of bing and drop into Cragg.

I would’ve liked to come but I’m working so , have a good un……..

top film, I aint even lying

just to recap , there a nudey man dancing and junkyard is filming his nads , is that right ?

little axe, aka skip mcdonald .

Thats my point atlaz they moved the action from a scottish isle to america for no geed reason , took away the plot device of the missing girl and had nicolas cage walking around like a baffled horse for two hours – pointless .

as for bladerunner I loved the origonal but how many director’s cuts and remakes do we need

Is it only me that thinks that there are too many remakes, sequels, preqels and genearal farting about with old ideas and a shortage of origonal thinking. all my favourite films were considered off the wall at the time, from the origonal bladerunner to the wicker man. both they and lots of other quirky origonals have been **** with to the point of devalueing the origonal .anybody enjoy the gus van sant remake of psycho, like psycho but without any threat or menace but with a muscle bound norman [ master] bates.

well boys you took one for the troop.best start watching the ladeeez tennis !!!!!!

Yea , I mentioned the brewery ride, it won’t be on this weekend due to bike problems with one of the guys but I may well be riding somewhere local if anybody wants

Agroup of us [ men and wimmins ] will riding from amsbottom brewery this sunday .you’d just need to get there for ten .steady pace and usually a good crack + post-ride beers and banter .Let me know if you fancy it and I’ll give you directions

I had a day at Lee Quarry with Ed Oxley , found it both useful , good fun and confidence improving . What other activity would you expect to develop skills in without some form of tutoring .Apart from anything else we all develope bad habits .Anyone can benefit from advice.

Cougar I’d echo the comments re quinoa , but if you look at veggie foods there are more proteins than you may first think – mushrooms , peas and beans /lentils as well as tofu and quorny stuff if you like .

there’s also the new phenomenon on the gym ” counters ” who base their workout intensity on the number of calories they are trying to burn off based on the previous day’s indulgences !!!!

If you think about the comparision that was made in the article between the food industry now and the cigarette industry earlier the advertisement associated with sports sponsorship and product placement starts to look a bit more dodgy

Yes solo ,
type two diabetes due to eating the shite that people leave in bins

In america there have been reported cases of bears and racoons with diabetes due to them eating junk food out of dustbins , so its not just human nature to go for the easiest sugar rusj !!!!