years ago I worked on building sites. On one particular sire the emptying of the chemical toilet was an issue. one particular middle aged labourer used to bully the lads to do it when it was his turn. There was a crane driver who hated his guts and used to threaten to ” tip the bastard thing over next time he was in there ” , knowing this and wantting revenge on the horrible bastard a group of us stood outside when he was on the pot and simultaneouslt wacked the portakabin walls with our shovels — he came flying out with his trollies round his ankles looking like winston churchill complete with cigar .stupid but we all felt better

Liesure Lakes do them on a regular basis, I would google them and see when the next one is

” TOTAL CARP ” agenuine fishing mag, and from what I could see a chillingly accurate tag line.

I once caught my son with a copy of “SWANK ” and that was fairly accurate too !!!!

just checking – James Blunt

is that rhyming slang ?

Bunnyhop you mis-spelled the last one

Its usually the michael bubbly , jamie callous middle of the road liftmusicjazz that gets me reaching for the sickbucket , that and keane, music to boil cabbage to in a bedsit

I think its the best riding its been for a while, the trails are hard and fast and you don’t come back with your bike covered in mud .get the sock and glove liners on and get out there !

I was talking about the 2012s as well

I have some and really like them. I had pikes before and these are more sophisticated , very smooth and seem to soak up bumps as well as climbing well .Presonally I’d choose them over fox everytime unless your into on the fly micro-adjustment

if you look on either the ” groupon ” or ” ” livingsocial ” web sites there are always half price deals for hotels and b+b in the lakes, might save you a couple of bob for beer money

sorry what was the question……..cup of tea anyone ?

he has to be that ugly so that deaf people can hate him too

no but the secretary does !!!!!!

and its healthy areobic exercize ,win win

nuts,dried fruit,oatcakes

There once was a man who just couldn’t cry
He hadn’t cried for years & for years
Napalmed babies & the movie ‘Love Story’,
For instance could not produce tears
As a child he had cried as all children will
But at some point the tear ducts ran dry
He grew to be a man & the feces hit the fan
Things got bad but he couldn’t cry

His dog got run over, his wife up & left him
After that he got sacked from his job
Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
But still not a sniffle & sob
Well his novel was refused & his movie was banned
And his biog Broadway show was a flop
He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail
But still not a dribble or drop

In jail he was beaten, bullied & buggered
And made to make licence plates
Water & bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face
Doctors were called in, scientists too,
Theologians were last & practically least
They all agreed sure enough
He was no cream puff
But in fact an insensitive beast

He was removed from jail & placed in a place
For the insensitive & the insane
He played lots of chess & he made lots of friends
And he wept every time it would train
Once it rained 40 days & it rained 40 nights
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
On the 41st day he just passed away
He just dehydrated & died

He went up to heaven located his dog
Not only that but he rejoined his arm
Down below all the critics, they took it all back
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
The theologians were finally found out
Right down to the ground, the prison burned down
The earth suffered perpetual drought

I think its very bad for the public image of mountain bikers when some folk build potentially dangerous trails with such close proximity to dog walkers etc .
there have been similar issues near me ,all you need is one bike coming downhill fast and one other person walking accross their path and we’re feeding people the excuse to dislike our legitimate use of trails

shiver me timbers by tom waits

hit parade ? does it still exist , what about juke box jury ?

imagine the farts you’d get from pickled sprouts !!!!!!

like reds only shoutier

every time somebody raves about a ” new ” song you can remember the origonal version

right I’m off to the knackers yard

you stand with the fridge door open wondering if your hingrey or if you just had something

Head says united will lose
heart says they’ll win

COME ON YOU REEEEEEEEDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recipes .Spinach and feta filo pie recipe
Serving instructions
Serves 4 |Takes 10 minutes to make and about 30-35 minutes to cook |Rate 1 star Rate 2 stars Rate 3 stars Rate 4 stars Rate 5 stars Rating .This vegetarian pie costs around £1.50 per person to make. It’s a cheap and cheerful meal that looks more expensive than it is!
Ingredients
500g spinach
A knob of butter
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 garlic cloves, chopped
200g feta, crumbled
4 tbsp pine nuts, toasted
3 large free-range eggs, beaten
4-6 filo pastry sheets
½ tsp caraway seeds
A tomato and red onion salad, to serve
Method
1. Preheat the oven to 180°C/fan160°C/gas 4. Wilt the spinach in a large pan over a low heat. Allow to cool, then drain well, squeezing out the excess liquid with your hands.
2. Melt a knob of butter in a frying pan and add the onion. Cook for 5 minutes, until soft. Stir in the garlic and cook for a further minute.
3. Remove from the heat and add to a bowl with the spinac, feta, pine nuts and eggs. Mix together and season well. Spoon into the base of a 1-litre baking dish.
4. Brush 4-6 filo pastry sheets with melted butter, lightly scrunch and lay over the spinach mixture. Sprinkle with ½ tsp caraway seeds and bake in the oven for 25-30 minutes, until the pastry is crisp and golden.
5. Serve with a juicy tomato and red onion salad.

be logical , if we could stop the common folk from breathing…look how much we’d save on the health service !!!!!!!

salters if theres one nearby

oops wadda mistake to make !!!!I’ve only been listeneing to the feeler for the last 35 years

thanks bikebuoy I did wonder

tx1138- have you listened to ” mermaid avenue ” by billy bragg , wilko and natalie merchant singing rare woody guthrie songs fron ther archive

Why so zippykona ?

” alas I cannot swim ” by Laura Marling

” Norton black lightning 1952 ” by Richard Thompson

what about beetroots ?

that would kill me so –two viking funerals in one day

most of us are over-biked for what we do do most of the time

have a viking funeral strapped to your bike and launched from the top of lee quarry down the black run.

ITS A FAIR COP BINNERS !!! [ in truth I would only ever use mcdonalds for their primary fuction- a mcpiss or mcshite for which they are generally well suited.

there was an interesting documentary recently called ” the men who made us fat ” which looked at the tricks the food industry played in peddling high sugar/ high salt products by labelling stuff as ” reduced fat” which was the buzzword at the time. At the end of the day we can’t not know by now that we are being targetted by an industry that wishes to maximise its profits and has massive lobbying power- to the extent that a lot of research is funded by the food industry ,and therefore to an extent controlled by them.
On the other had people have to take responsibility for their own health .I was listening to two [ well educated and qualified ] fatties at work agreeing that ” you can have a healthy bowl of porridge for breakfast and then you walk past Mcdonalds and you can’t resist going in for an egg mc-muffin “.Funnily enough I have walked past the same store and managed not to buy an egg mc muffin on a daily basis for the last eight years !

I had a fiver for four years and I have never been near to pushing the extent of its capabilities, I now have a blur which is similarly untroubled.Don’t matter .

fryup
crackpot- both in the yorkshire dales

little peeover in the midlands