not sure what bearing this would have anyway, apart the ability to know or google the answer to a random question , what about , do you have a job and what contribution do you feel you could make to society ?

Whatever they’ve got on athe buffer stop, newly opened pub on rawtenstall steam train station, not been disappointed so far, following by a wobbledy ride back along the river to the brewery in ramchester

Ton if your poo is that colour you might want to seek medical intervential !! anaemic or what

only if your mum is five foot eff all tall, in her eighties, mad as chips and swears like a navvy [ feels a surge of pride ]

I would have fancied this but its me mammy’s birthday so I’ll be away , could do the sunday

Binners the pev [ pererill of the peaks ] has gone shite, used to be good but I went in a few weeks ago , there was a poor selection of beers, they weren’t very nice and the place was a toilet

All the ones youve heard already and the Bar Fringe and Highfield hotel on Swan Street.

The one on Stubbins brow is good .Thesres a nice one on Deardengate in Haslingdon.

worth looking in T-K MAX , you can sometimes get cheapo Vans , the waffle soles stick like shit to a blanket

I used to work for the local authority in Rochdale.At the time the handyman was Tony Baloney who had arrived with nothing from Malta in the fifties.Such was his loyalty to the authority for giving him a job that when he severed a finger mowing the lawn he refused to claim compensation.
When he was finally forced to retire we had a presentation, after the speeches and tears I offered my own little gift.I proffered a match box which I asked him to open saying I had found something he might want.Inside, through a hole in the bottom, on a bed of red cotton wool was my finger, which pulled away when he tremously touched it.

Mary Townley loop or parts of it , you could google a map and decide , which bits and where to set off from, anywhere between Rochadale and Hebden Bridge

mainly overgrown and dry but bizarrely some random muddy bits where you don’t expect them.managed to throw up a loose stone and **** meself on the shin-bone.

Well, did you ever…what a swell party this is !!

I kinda think its a shame that we can’t have programmes about regional cooking [ or any other aspect of other cultures ] without a Jamie or Rick or a Nigella cooking them their own dishes and getting all the plaudits.I know its just telly and yes I do turn it off, but to be its just naff.

” Homes is only responsible for six ejaculations, although it is not clear which of the two men ejaculate in the passage below:”

Is this a euphenism ?

succubus

+ 1 for Django Reinhardt , invented a whole new way of playing after his hand was injured in a caravan fire

Bobby Fuller and the Bobby Fuller 5, namechecked by the mighty Clash

There are the old blues like Robert Johnsone, Muddy and Howling wolf were later [ 60s ] , or theres jazz like Jelly Roll Morton ,Jug bands or you could listen top the people that Elvis copied like Big Joe Turner .
If you go down the blues root Lightning Hopkins is good , or Sleepy John Estes ,Son House or Leadbelly .And no they don’t all sound the same , there’s a rich variety .

Why would anyone want to use a mobile phone on a bike on a busy main road? There have been many posts on here rightly criticising motorists for not paying complete attention to their driving .If I were riding on Oxford Rd I’d want to be in complete control and fully aware of what was going on round me ,not sure what phone call is so urgent that it wouldn’t wait.

+ 1 for the waffle sole Vans, I get mine cheap in T-K MAX

ussually upwards of £2.50 though some locals a bit cheaper, odd pubs take the piss and charge £3 so we don’t go there often.

Don’t think I will make it tonight as footy is on , have a good one !!!!

I might be up for this if I’m not playing footy but I tend to prefer an earlier start / longer ride, so may meet you on the moor.Will let you know, Graham may be around as well but like me he thinks 8.15 is fast approaching pub’o clock .
ps I am 110 and have found the solution to warm knees- piss yourself on a regular basis [ and it keeps the flies off your butties ]

Graham and I will be camping Drac and probably on the lash in Reeth on the Saturday night

bag of chipps

where and when in Rammy are you meeting ,I may join you if thats ok .depends if I’m playing footy or not though

At least , as the sun newspaper teaches us, when ladeeez have problems all their clothes fall off !!!!

I’ll be there

Mart

Are you Grace ?

you’ve been singing at too many people’s weddings

I’ve not been getting your e-mails and I think this may be the case for others too so it might be worth sending basic info out again just in case

cheers
Mart

Oh my cod, have you no sole ?

+ 1 for the spoon , think they’re going cheaper[er] on Wiggle at the mo

they’ve got some lightweight montane jackets in the sale at CRC

whereabouts is the holdup ?

one of the by-products of the rapid increase inpopularity of cycling is the incremental increase in the number of anti-social egoes doing it .

There is a site next to the Burrs country Park just outside bury , access to bike trails and walking by the river, I think theres a pub but I don’t know if its any cop

I thought this was gonna be about Susan Boyle

Is there a chapter on selling cheapo outdoor gear to gullible buffoons ?