having a meal in a shared house yonks ago, one of the girls goes very red in the face, rushes from the table and spits the remainder of her sausage which turned out to include part of an eyelid complete with lashes – a bit chewy she later divulged

He’s a complicated guy……….nobody understands him but his woman

I find it better to have a big and lateish lunch [ pasta or rice based ] rather than eat in a hurry before a ride as it would sit on my gut and give me bellyache

I have one and have got discount on lots of stuff, for instance I’ve just bought a £30 lezyne light for around £26 .When you get the VIp they give you a bundle fo cleaning produscts [ muc-off ] or sis drinks so it about pays for itself anyways

The dales bike centre is great ,theres accomodation on site or camping in the field next to it, within half a mile to the climb up to fremington edge which gets you up to the best trails , you can either ask Stuart and he’ll hellp you with a route or do what me and my mate did and just join upo all the comedy names on the map .

last thing to get me was a picture someone posted on facebook, a still from “Bottom ” with Ade Edmunson on a park bench looking at a space with no Rik .sniffle.

American High school kids clearly in their early thirties

the fat , cheerful one who lags at the back will be the first to die

listen to the slow cello music and run like ****.!!!

I would love to see a hi-viz rabbi outfit, that would be something !!!

I was a bit underwhelmed as well , expecting a few suggested threads to be pulled together, it does suggest a second series ,I don’t think the last episode lived up to some of the previous ones

before you go to the expense , have you used the santa cruz specific grease gun to lube em ?

get some miltons [ disenfectant for baby equipment ] soak it and flush through , should clear it up ok

whiskey , gets you off to sleep but doesn’t wake you up for a piss

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t use your torch in the bath

Enjoy your rest, you’ve urned it !!!!

Not me directly but my shoes so it kinda works .Out in a group of four, one of whom is my mates brother in law. I have lent him my shoes as he wants to try spds .He says the shoes fit fine but they are loose, which means that when he turns his heels to step out of them there is a delay , no biggy I suppose, apart from the fact that he has just ridden on slippery cobbles by the canal in drinkwater park, ridden of the edga and is upright on his bike, still grinning as he slow tips over whilst frantically trying to disengage cleats- did it just in time and we got him out

anything with crank brothers written on it

” Oooh I like it hot but not this hot !!” , that very british hobby of complaining about the cold and rain all winter and then as soon as theres a whiff of sunshine everybody either sits outside the pub getting pissed or starts moaning. I was out yesterday and it was pleasantly breezy on the tops and hot in the valley , I got home not caked in shite, didn’t have to hose me bike off and had sat in the beer garden talking cack , whats not to love.?

what happens near me [ Rammy ] is that you can be out on the trails most of the year, see seasoned walkers, horseriders etc and the vast majority of folk are fine and friendly, get a lick of sunshine and the trails are full of people getting argey bargey and territorial, ride about 3 miles from the town and you’ve left them behind .it always sees to be ones who are within spitting distance of the car parks and they are the bothersome ones.

cheers,if I’m coming I’ll come up Dundee Lane and meet you at the turning to the steep bit

where’s the meeting place in rammy ?

put me down for a tenner, will you be putting up a ” just-giving ” link so folk can pay by paypal ?

gorget that I just spotted the link…thicky

flapjack is good,preferably home made

at the top of the coal road go straight accross at the cross roads and theres only one tral to waugh’s well .carry on past it and then pick up bridleway to the right, takes you to cragg ,as you loop back at the end of cragg theres some rocky steps that take you onto a path tp the windmills, go past them on to service road and take turning to left down the hill, picu singletract to owd betts .hiope that makes sense

might do depending where I’m up to, Wednesday looks the better night for me

Isn’t the brewery closed on Tuesdays ?

Anyone got a grid ref or postcode to get me there

The war on drugs , good band .

Funnily enough Chris a couple of us were talking about you on sunday’s group ride and the idea came up of having a ride in your locale and maybe meeting you at the local pub if and when you ready and able to do it

Mart

I can’t get on with them and have kneck pain and squashed nads if I use them, I have straights on my road bike

those festering french cheeses that have the same chemical make-up as athlete’s foot and smell like a dead tramp in a skip

when they gaffer tape my bloated corpse onto whatever bike I’m on by then, set fire to to it and launch it down something steep and gnarly….may also be my pb fastest down hill.

that is so not funny

Evans-coulodn’t supply the £40 helmet I ordered on line so let me have a fox flux valued at £80 for the same price.

chain reaction ,I queried whether they could supply a particular chain ring , they sent me a sizing guide and then a list of available rings to fit

both outlets come under fire from time to time ,so there you go

I thought he was brilliant in Mona Lisa

I’m into bestiality,sadism and necropholia …do you think I’m flogging a dead horse ?

****aduck !!!!

” necrophilia ” – I’m not an expert on ducksex and I know they play rough but I thought all parties were alive at the vital momment ?

I got one from ALDI for thirty quid, its great ,cheap to use and as binners said you can cook stuff with less fat and in less time ,you’ll save the cost on energy bills oif youre cooking smaller amounts of food

I got a montane smock for £50 from TK MAX , havene’t had it off all winter