Interesting (and nice) ride Zippykona, pretty much the opposite of my snot bike. Down here the soil’s sandy and there’s plenty of roots so I’ve gone for fully rigid and big fat tyres on my Surly 1×1 which, with only ten and a half stone of me on top, float over the worst of it.
I’m lucky in that most of my rides end in my back garden so I can strip off the outer layers and chuck them in a bucket before going inside. When I’ve driven to a ride then a bin liner for kit and an old pair of tracky bottoms keeps the van clean.