Took delivery of a Solaris Max last week from Keswick MTB. First ride out around Whinlatter yesterday. Just fab!!! 🙂

Labour voters this way?

I gave up Politics after Boris failed to stand for PM…. 😆

There are gates but I don’t think i have seen them closed. Try the Forest Ranger on 01768 778469

Are you collecting Dave Hinde fan letters?
Are they wet with the tears of former customers?

Just be grateful you are not called Louise

I’d recommend the flat tyres site. Some great routes on there.

Clwydians have some lovely trails. as above, go to the flat Tyres website

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Thunder and Magnum (with the great Harry James as the drummer in both bands) produce some excellent stuff these days.

+1 for Freeborn. They will price match too.
Merlin are great. Ribble cycles for Road stuff and the odd bit of MTB kit.

A girl I used to date (not a Louise but just as crazy) used to drink some strange peach schnapps concoction. Can’t remember what it was called.
And Drambuie.

Kestrel Lager.
Concorde Wine
Topped off with a can of Quatro.

My butler goes to Waitrose for my shopping. Allows more time to peruse the Antique fairs and local drinking establishments. I can then get foobarred on gin.

Yaris isn’t a bad shout. Reliable but dull. Auris/Avensis is another route to look at. Mazda 6 are popular on here but some can rust

Bugger. By far The Best Bond theme.
Spoonman was just epic. RIP.

No bombing
No diving
No heavy petting
No running

Given up eating Pineapple. 😉

Mazda 3 MPS 2.3 turbo. Just Nuts!!!
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703273722236?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&radius=1500&model=MAZDA3&sort=sponsored&aggregatedTrim=MPS&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=ca130pu&make=MAZDA&page=1

26 aint dead. Yet..
Some lass called Louise is mad
Baby robins
Bombers
Wee in shoes…
Stoves in sheds
Axes are cool, beards are bad mmmmkay

Pictures would help….

We came across some Bell Ends on E Bikes at Grisedale a few weeks ago.
Sometimes Bell Ends ride Bikes, sometimes they are e Bikes.
Just ignore them

Was there evidence of a van being driven across the grass?

baby Dolphin?

😆 cheers rich. Socks with the sandals too 😆

Cheers Andy. Not to bad with map reading and it’s a 2hr event. Looking forward to it

Are Charge still UK made?

Spent several years at Valley (93-95) many a happy Wednesday night at the Octagon in Bangor 😳
Ended up in Cemaes Bay but left last year. Some beautiful areas if you visit some of the smaller villages. My mate runs the “Ring of Fire” each year too. Nutter!!!

Some great Cotic pictures on here. Just ordered a Solaris Max ,will be putting the bits from my Canyon 29er on it. Will be running 100mm up front to start but may up to 120 when funds allow.
The only issue was my rear wheel (DT Swiss1700) was not boost but the good folk at Keswick MTB are sorting a boostinator out.
Didn’t really get on? with the Canyon. Good bike but miss the feel of my old BFe. Hoping the Solaris will be similar but more XC (if that makes sense) 😕

Copper Trail is good
http://www.sustrans.org.uk/sites/default/files/images/files/wales/free%20leaflets%20and%20maps/copper-trail-cycle-map.pdf
There have been some local CX and XC MTB races held near Amwlch in a disused quarry. Take a look on Youtube

Anything with Judge Death please..
I wonder if Walter will make an appearance?

White Van on the Audi drivers road. How very dare he. The cad, the very thought of it.

Ha ha. No…

Are you auditioning for the UK version of Scrubs??

Geese used to land on the ridge of our thatched boathouse and then use the hip as a slide to assist their take off. Feckers.

They haven’t since we wire netted it though
Are you a Tory MP?

Bubs, our Border terrier cross is epileptic. as above, remain calm and soothe the dog [stroking/lots of gentle fuss] for when they recover.
Take to the vet in the morning. Our dog has been on medication for over 10yrs and the fits have dwindled into nearly zero. (2 x tablets per day, but the vet will have to find the correct dosage)
Also try a natural dry food. We use James wellbeloved as the mixture does the dogs digestion good which the vet recommended.
Our dog is on Phenobarbatil {not sure if spelt correctly] And costs around £25 per month for the tablets.

I think this bike shop in Ambleside had a Medium Salsa beargrease on offer..
https://www.ghyllside.co.uk/

Coed y brenin for trail centre stuff. For natural rides try this site
http://flattyres-mtb.co.uk
I can recommend Drum Mountain

Conwy and the North Wales Path

Teresa May does Dallas