Roger doger….

Next thread…” Sudocreme on a Gerbil…how best to get it out”

Actually, Kale tossed in olive oil

Would sooner have Kylie smothered in oil….

Here are the current UK cycling laws…

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1988/52/part/I/crossheading/cycling-offences-and-cycle-racing

So, throwing this to the masses which offence did they commit?

Henry has wheels….did your mate ride him down?

With that user name there is only one person who can cheer you up……

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=r+reg+saab+99&client=tablet-android-lenovo&prmd=ismvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiK_K7gotrbAhWrDsAKHd_1CbIQ_AUIESgB&biw=962&bih=601#imgrc=pjR7C2e_ye1ybM:

Guns N Roses November Rain…

Toyota Yaris diesel. Holds the value, reliable, and does 66-70mpg on a good run.

2014 low mileage from dealers is about £6k. You could probably run it for years and years

NS do some lovely hardtails. Alu and steel 130-150mm travel

http://www.ns-bikes.com/eccentric-cromo-29,122,pl.html

I went to see them in Glasgow a few months ago with the daughter as she is a big fan.

Brilliant show, great mix of live and video performance.

Just scatter solar of old Pron mags around. If anyone asks just say “it’s my naughty corner”

Louise. The answer is Louise….

designed’ to appeal to appeal to elitist pricks. Owned by an elitist, bigoted, self aggrandizing arsehole with delusions of grandeur.

Should be plenty of owners on here then…😉

Our old BT passed away about a month ago now. Like yours she was 14 but had the best life.

We were insured with animal friends who had an older dog policy (dogs 8yrs and older)

Only basic cover and we would .only get a % of the claim paid out. In the end we didn’t claim for her illness (Spinal Cancer) as we were upset and didn’t want the hassle.

I think most insurances are a bit rubbish for older pets unless you paya massive premium buyer were only paying £13 per month for the basic policy

Very nice and understated. Good prices too. I will be getting a couple of those T shirts at the end of the month. Cheers

Expensive car..it has to be any Aston Martin. Lovely without being flash.

Mid range…Merc G Wagon.

Budget..Honda Civic.

I hire mine out. Like the cheap hookers that they are…

anonymised

I don’t mind folk being anonymous. As long as they do it in their own homw.

Stuck in traffic and then watching the blue lights go past….

For so many reasons……😥

Setmurthy Woods has some DH tracks (All natural/local made) and a few pieces of Singletrack.

To get there head out of Cockermouth towards the school, past the school and take the first left. Setmurthy Woods are on the left after about a mile.

As I said , on the way see the guys at 4play cycles. They will give you loads of places to ride local.

Pop in to 4 play cycles in Cockermouth. The guys there are local and route guru’s. They should be able to help.

We use Shogun’s in work. Very reliable, comfy but not big inside considering the size of the car.

We abuse our fleet and put big miles on. Dpf has never been an issue but watch tyre wear on some.

Is this any better than the dropzone?

https://www.startfitness.co.uk/ks-exa-form-speed-up-dropper-seatpost-ksefsu.html

Cheers for that. Brilliant vid.

Sorry, but no idea what the Btwin is like.

Another to look at is the Boardman Range in Halfords. They have some great offers on these at the moment and if you have one local you could get a feel for the bike size wise..

http://www.halfords.com/cycling/bikes/mountain-bikes/boardman-mountain-bike-comp-650b-16-18-19-frames

My mistake, saw in the original post 5’11.

The 18″ should be plenty big enough. If you have a local cube dealer it may be worth a sit on a Cube Hardtail first. I am 5’10 with a 32″ leg an normally ride a medium (17-18) depending on manufacturer.

How tall is the rider?

I would go for the Cube. With what you want the bike for (gravel paths/road/off road)  the bar lockout for the fork would be very useful. Good parts, Rockshox Fork, good wheels and tyres.

Cube do some great value bikes

https://www.paulscycles.co.uk/m1b0s182p8393/CUBE-ATTENTION-SL-27-5-2017

Or the Voodoo Bizango

http://www.halfords.com/cycling/bikes/mountain-bikes/voodoo-bizango-29er-mens-mountain-bike-16-18-20-22-frames?cm_mmc=Google+PLA-_-Bikes-_-Mountain+Bikes-_-448079&istCompanyId=b8708c57-7a02-4cf6-b2c0-dc36b54a327e&istItemId=xamlraxtiw&istBid=tzpr&_$ja=tsid:94971|cid:868641099|agid:42483199823|tid:pla-593195114632|crid:203186066784|nw:g|rnd:7983198181352165296|dvc:t|adp:1o3|mt:|loc:9046727&gclid=CjwKCAjw3cPYBRB7EiwAsrc-uf-vyswM2jOn3i4hIDBPYYTs5p0H18_TGOeem3o6HNft1KwkNozOoRoC6RUQAvD_BwE

Where is that PerchyPanther?????

Has he got out?????

Binners earlier….

Read the thread and folk think Ted/Binners is a racist.

Really???? For **** Sake.

Blimey. I met them both at the classic car show in Birmingham NEC about 5 years ago. Pair of them with their wives and they seemed very very good friends. What a shame.

Both of them were very pleasant, esp Edd who spoke to us for a while.

Missed this thread. Can someone fill me in….

Avocado tastes like soap. Better off grating imperial leather onto yer butty

Did Mike and Edd have a falling out or is that rumour?

#fakebrews

Bravo Perchy. Bravo…😂😂

We have stayed here. Run by lovely folk, great food, accommodation and beer. Secure bike storage and workshop/washing facilities.

Stoopid bloody crappy forum won’t show the link, but it’s Chalet Morzine…http://www.chaletmorzine.com

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