Speak to the trout

It's all about the saddle bag :) I got a carradice saddle bag and lurves it.

This will happen Bee keeping

You would though wouldn't you? :D

God bless the Guardian!

Some shonky diy which I am currently rectifying. Some crap curtains and a minging cooker. i wanted decent stuff :lol:

I used to go the gym a lot but running and a 30 mile a day commute works out betterer and cheaper :D

You can't beat that neck of the woods. I love the solway coast line, as it's close enough to the lakes but without the ridiculous lake prices :D I stopped in a cottage in silloth last Aug for a week and one in allonby over new year. I am quite jealous of your location hope it goes well :D

After doing price research, I usually have a price that I am willing to pay in my head. I don't bother with all the b$ sales patter but go in and say "I will give you blah amount for that car right now" as I tend to pay the full amount in cash for my cars. If they don't want it it's their loss and i'm off to the next dealer :D
I agree with hora get a vRS Golfs are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overpriced.

I will try it again at some point.

How could I forget this? A taxi driver with a mini bus drove into the back of me and then proceeded to rant it was my fault :lol: I did mention about breaking distances etc but clearly the taxi highway code is different :roll: I had the last laugh though as I drove off, whilst his transit was steaming away :lol: Cheeky twonk rang me at home trying to intimidate me about my story :lol:

I really just couldn't get into the wire. I have *cough* acquired all the seasons, but after watching the first few eps of season 1 I felt slightly underwhelmed. I thought it was quite slow and struggled to stay awake, I also had this problem with predictable break err I mean prison break :lol: Oh and season 3 of 24.
As a side note has anyone watched the beast?? It's jolly good imho, Patrick Swayze is a right hard ass in it :lol:

Good shout :D Just got a running jacket.

Yep, especially when they overtake me on a 30mph road at warp factor stupid! I didn't realise there was a separate law for these clowns :lol: I am sure there are good taxi drivers, but I have never come across them in all my travels around the UK.

There has to be a sausage sellotaped up somewhere!

WTFBP??

Anyway the bloody scroungers don't know they're born! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

I used Glidden trade paint and I loves it :D See if there's a Dulux trade centre nearby you.

mudflaps

I freshly bare bladed my bonce just before :D I look better without hair anyway :lol:

yep, a girlfriend, a decent job, a car, a house, a dog, and enough money to buy bikes and go on holidays. being honest and lawful certainly blows goats for me

Holy out of context batman! Well done to you :roll:
I have a wife, a house, a baby, a job I love and spare cash so shall we stop willy waving Jesus do you need a ladder up there on your high horse??.
My point is related to the benefits system. Lie through your teeth and you get it all, as they don't really check. But if you are honest you get nowt! How is that fair?

Being honest and lawful gets you nowhere in this country I am afraid.

That does indeed look good :D I have never heard of it before. Cheers for that!

My daughters pals father has got a syrup , I am dreading meeting him as I think I will piss myself laughing

:lol: Being on the folically challenged side myself and quite happy with it, I can't help but giggle like a child upon seeing folk with cats on their bonces.
As a side note I remember reading an interview with Michael Chiklis and they asked him about not wearing a hairpiece obviously he is not bothered but said you will be surprised at who is actually wearing a piece in hollywood.

Nothing better than someone in denial :D I worked with a guy who had a spectacular comb forward! He wasn't fooling anyone :lol:

I have a 2008 io and I loves it :D Stuck on a carbon fork and seatpost and some juicy 5s bish bash bosh one shweet bike imho.

My little monkey is 2 weeks old tomorrow and he is a right randomer lol. He slept 6 hours between feeds the other night 8O But generally he is 3-4 hours between feeds. Me and my Mrs are a bit surprised at how we are not totally knackered :lol:
As for dummies Ethan has one but he doesn't like it all the time.

Holy I should of used the search batman :lol:

If you write a cat-sized sign, informing them that the laced cat food contains cinnamon, then it would technically be classed as suicide…….

I spat coffee out at that :lol:

Shame it weasn't one of the flaming moggies from our cul de sac :lol: I am off to get me some snakes tomorrow :D

I am going to invest in a super soaker and stick some fairy liquid in it. Then it's tin can alley but with cats :lol: God I hate them! My Mrs will not let me get the ultimate deterrent i.e. a dog :D

What a guy!!! I think Eddie is awesome.

Words escape me! As far as I am concerned he only came back to be looked after by the NHS. He deserves to finish his life in prison imho, he made his decisions and chose his path in life. All this liberal tree huggy crap makes my blood boil, I am not happy my tax money is paying for this lowlifes treatment.

I had to add my 2ps worth.

I am hoping the Mrs and Ethan can come home today as she is currently has real life Jeremy Kyle opposite her bed at the moment. A true pillar of society couple appeared yesterday. Effing and blinding, arguing, having the tv on loud as well as phones going off. I mean it's everything you need on a maternity ward. I wouldn't mind the cheeky cow was complaining over the phone about my sons crying!!!!! I am not surprised with that racket :lol: The thing that had me in stitches was:
Dr:"So are there any ailments in the family?"
Chav Dad:"My uncle slipped a disc, he was a land worker you know"

I spat my coffee out laughing :lol:

God why are these people allowed to breed? I feel sorry for there little girl as these plebs are more interested in wetting the babies head and child beneift than love and affection.
Rant over :D

He is already set up for getting a balance bike :lol:

I like Aldis swiss style museli and a snip at 99p.

Thanks all :) I know my life will change and it will be for the better imho. As I get to care, teach and guide this little monkey on his new path. I will still be riding as I cycle to work anyway :lol: The little blokes cool as fap and doesn't do much of that there crying (at teh 'mo :lol: ) But it's something me and Mrs Monkey wanted, as it was the right time in our lives.
God I can't stop grinning lol

Here he is :)

His hat and clothes are a smidge to big for him bless.

Ooops we called him Ethan. I wanted to call him Vladimir Maximus but the Mrs wasn't overly keen for some reason :lol:

Anything is possible on a rigid. Remember those easy days BS (before suspension) Ok it may tingle a little bit more but think of the simplicity.