get the poor mans alternative an Orange P7 😉

great post, i have been riding still on L plates for a year now, 90% of other bikers do give me the nod but theres a few that dont probably because i have L plates on.

sometimes i do forget to give a nod back as im concentrating on not being killed and getting home to ride another day.

can't give me any tips can you studs?

think i'm using the wrong hole 😥

When they showed him waking up and getting out of the wrecked car all it needed was a bit of sand on the floor and it was basically the first episode of Lost! 😉

out of interest do stumpys still have a seriously low BB height?

the reason i got shot of my 2005 one.

i enjoyed it, give it a chance they always take time to warm up!

loved the Oceanic Airways poster on the bill board at the start 😉

god listen to you lot, bet half of you would have sh*t your pants after 5 days!

give the guy credit, lots of nit pickers on here 😉

he could have survived much longer if he had just shot an elk or another protected animal and just kept it quiet. then used the skin and coat to attack the bears and scare the hell out of them.

the constant fear of a bear attacking you at any moment would seriously play on your mind though

they should have a new reality show, i bet he would have shot an elk if 1 million quid was at the end.

cheers all.

ive told the CAD guy in work about widescreen etc, but he is totally old school and stuck in 70's

here's mine.

– People who take longer than 30 seconds to take cash out from a cash point should be eliminated on the spot buy invisible snipers.

– People who cause a massive queues in petrol stations because they dont realise the filler pipe will reach over to the otherside will also be eliminated on the spot buy invisible snipers.

– All pubs in the UK should have compulsory 'lounge staff' (like they do in Ireland) this means you haven't got to queue at the bar you can just turn up sit down in a tidy chair and give the lounge staff a tip and be served drinks all night. (why don't we have lounge staff??)

– All chavs and pikeys have to earn their dole by cleaning up the streets.

–

Make it illegal for horses to sh!t on roads and paths and then for their riders to leave it there. They should start using their saddlebags to take the sh!t back home with them.

AGREE 1000%!!

– Driving tests should be taken every 5 years, 3 strikes and all you can drive is a moped with a hi vis jacket with the word 'MONG'in big letters on the back.

– Anybody found without car insurance will be eliminated by the invisible snipers

– In maternity wards of every hospital when a new chav is born they inject the mother with a special serum that leaves them infertile.

get me coat

I can't bear it for watching films though – the fan is way too loud

do you have it stuck in a typical TV cabinet affair- ontop of sky box etc (boxed in)?

ours was loud but now i have it upright next to the TV and you can hardly hear it.

PS3 is good few, dont know why your having problems with Iplayer, ive been watching loads and its been fine??

only thing it needs now is a proper web browser! (there isnt one is there??)

she is looking mighty fine these days on the gadget show, nice skirt and leg combo the other night

"take your time, take your time"

"patience is a virtue" (i always laugh at this one and think of him being nagged by mum, the poor sod deserved a medal!!)