Note pads are old school now, they now use digital cameras (as in small Hubble Telescopes) and tablets/laptops. Train or Loco comes past, pictures get taken and within minutes are uploaded to the spotters website!

Classes of nuclear weapons:

Battlefield – bunker busters, tank squadron killers etc.

Tactical (one that lands in Germany and before anyone rants that’s from a German)

Strategic – city killers, actually MIRV warheads are used to carpet bomb the area rather than one big bang.

Backyard (courtesy of Edward Teller father of the H-Bomb, one that’s so big it doesn’t matter where you detonate it there’s nothing left).

Actually there is no point going over 50MT as any larger just tends to lift a chunk of atmosphere up rather than going any further outwards.

KS lev

Pro Trident (with my name what do you expect!)

Too many “school bullies” with sticks with nails in them in the world playground for us not to have it.

On a grim note, if I was watching a mushroom cloud rise I would really be wishing whoever launched it was also going to be having a miserable day.

Having to wait 2+ weeks for a doctors appointment.

Local school to me, they park on the zig zags AND the bloody zebra crossing to let their effin spawn decamp! Does my head in! Best day was when a bus broke down 50m from the school and blocked the road, one posh 4×4 bint looked like she was going to have a heart attack because her little darling was going to have to walk to the car.

Correction 22m!

28m, more of a worry is the tsunami generated by the canary islands volcano. I have an quake app on the phone………..

That thing is mental! 😀

2 stroke 500cc V4, road legal(ish) 160BHP, 140kg dry…..only 46 being made, errr 100000 euros.

I don’t need kidneys and a liver do I?

What they are looking for is the detectable decay particles of the un-seeable particle. From the decay products, speeds, trajectories etc they can then infer that they came from the new particle.

The machine is broken again according to the beeb

Steitz Secura, worn them for years, very comfortable and hard wearing.

That was BORING!

How long before the other teams bully Mercedes into only running on 5 cylinders?

DO NOT USE OLD SLEEPERS! I cannot stress this enough as stated earlier they are full of old diesel, poo, brake pad contaminants, very nasty creosote. It will leach out into your garden and poison it.

Shermans were nicknamed “Ronsons” by the allied troops as just like the lighter they lit first time, every time.

But hey man lets stop all these negative waves…..

…..OK maybe not a pint, I’m not sure I’d survive.

BUGGER!

I shall be raising a pint of scumble to you in “the Mended Drum”.

Arse, spend time with him. Not much more I can say, MAN HUG.

Has anybody heard from Chris as I sent my light off before xmas but no reply. Is he OK?

My condolences, not much more I can say.

If it’s windy then the McLaren will be the first one in the wall, hope they’ve got a good supply of nurofen.

I too have leaded effect double glazing, I also have the stupid white plastic dividers inside the units of some windows to make them look fake oldy worldy…..

Why!

When we refurbed the kitchen we bought some blingy lights that were not cheap. Blingy light 1 blows the little halogen lamps in it faster than an uzi fires bullets and Blingy light 2’s transformer has gone pop so at least it doesn’t expend lamps likes its brother.

In winter our garden resembles a swamp as it drains so badly.

Mrs M loathes the checker plate tiles in the bathroom as they hold mud and look dirty all the time (I love them as they are very non slip).

Oh I’m under no illusion that Farage is of the people.

I’m probably going to vote UKIP as a protest vote. I’m fortunate enough to be in a ward where my vote will actually make a difference. The Tory candidate posted a very factually incorrect scare story about the industry I “work” for and the current LibDem incumbent was towing the party line when I wrote to him twice about the forest sell off.

I’d like to think that a UKIP MP in my marginal would be a bloody nose at the three main parties and make them realise they have to listen to the people.

Wishful thinking? Possibly but I cannot at present bring myself to vote for the 3 main parties.

I feel your pain, very, very ticked off with epidimytis that is getting better glacially slowly.

Yes

I still miss my old KR1-S…..

Best quote ever from copper as I waited for my license to be shredded:

“We’ve been doing over 140 since Gatwick trying to catch you….”

Congrats,

wonder who’ll be the relationship moderator?

Fight scene in the castle in the second Matrix film, beautiful set piece.

The first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan (storming the beach)

After I bit my tongue my mum told me that I’d bleed to death as tongues don’t heal.

I think she was wrong…………

Waiting for the “Dear John” letter regarding last weeks interview.

Climb Olympus Mons.

what, an early inheritance?

I’d be warming up the T.A.D.’s and getting ready to deploy the A.B.C. Warriors as well as breaking out the Stubb Guns.

No because it would be double the:

“Can you just…….”

Buy that cannondale on ebay………….

Nissan X trail washer bottle, which has a long conical filler tube that no matter how carefully you pour fluids in causes them to froth and means you only fill the bottle about 3/4 full unless you stand there trickling the water in for ages.

Peugeot amateur (expert) van oil filler that is so tight under the bonnet that invariably when you top the oil up it goes all over the engine as well.

Pah!, try suffering with acute epididymitis. Wonderful complaint with seemingly no end, not helped by useless NHS …………….