Sounds very much like your cat is scared of the ginger one. As a result, from her point of view her outdoor territory is no longer safe. That’s why she’s peeing in the house.

Get her a covered litter tray until you have repelled the ginger cat.

LOL.

When I told a friend “this is the little cat and this is the big one”, the reply was: “No, that’s a normal sized cat, and that’s a ****ing leopard”

Worst boob job ever.

I am so sorry to read about the loss of Felix. Those are lovely photos, and you must be feeling the loss of your beautiful chap very keenly.

Everybody (at least every normal person I’ve ever known) feels some degree of guilt when they lose a pet – I think it’s simply a part of caring for somebody (I won’t say something – they are family members after all) that much.

It sounds like he was feeling pretty contented up until that afternoon, and I really can’t see what you could have done differently.

Thinking of you
X

With regard o costs, Cat Mk 1 costs about £15-20 per week in food (4 x Felix senior pouches per day, plus 1 tin, plus 2 large bowls of dry food).
Cat Mk 2 costs about £5 per week.

Vets fees vary – if you’re lucky then like Cat Mk 2 yours will only cost the price of annual vaccinations.

Worming varies. Cat Mk 1 tends to eat his prey (gross), which is mostly rats (blegh)(despite having worlds loudest bell on his collar) so he is wormed monthly with Milbemax (around £5 a pop). Cat Mk 2 is too retarded to be able to catch much, and far too inept to kill anything he does catch. He gets wormed every three months.

Flea control – Advocate is the best, but also the most expensive. Ours get done every couple of months. Costs about £60 pa.

One further expense – get a good scratching post. If the cat uses it, it will be worth every penny.

Other miscellaneous costs include brushes, catnip, toys, prawn crackers, shampoo, and Dettol (for after you have attempted to apply the shampoo).

Northwind wins the Internet for the whole of April

:lol: :lol:

I love the way the look on the cat’s face says “you utter ****, when I find the **** **** who did this to me I’m going to rip their **** guts out through their shitty arsehole and strangle them with their own entrails”. [/joe pesci in goodfellas]

Pretty much. Apparently he was sometimes a bit “difficult”

There wasn’t anything wrong with his leg – that was just the only way they could stop him taking his drips out.

Of course I do, however I have to say that over the last ten years I have had far more out of the insurance company than I’ve paid them.

Beer. Problem solved :D

don’t get why people compartmentalise animals into ones you treat as your children and those that you eat….

Simples – if it sleeps in my bed, it isn’t dinner.

I’m disappointed. I thought you meant a coal mine.

I would DEFINITELY recommend insurance.

This little “vacation” cost about four grand in total…

+1 for washing powder.

I get eczema, and I now stick rigidly to Fairy non-bio as I know it wont aggravate it. The extra cost is more than made up for by the savings in Betnovate cream.

Also, I developed hayfever in my mid thirties – which was annoying.

Jeremy Irons as Lord Vetinari

Some interesting points on here.

To me, that baby grave looks like it has been decorated by somebody with all the taste and discretion of a deranged magpie. I’m not sure that gives me the right to say that people shouldn’t do it though.

So were you itching to run amok in the general populous with a battle axe all in the name of satan after you played D&D?

That’s always been my general inclination anyway. No need for D&D….

Not just “a” thing – THE thing.

Gutted.

I work in education.

I am considering writing to the BBC to explain that having Mr Gove on the radio during rush hour is extremely bad for road safety, due to the inevitable explosions of rage that will come from anybody listening.

Hmmm.

I must admit that, like the OP, I often find this type of thing rather cloying and slightly vomit-worthy. That’s just my opinion though.

Everybody expresses grief differently, and if I don’t like the way that somebody does it then really I think that’s my problem not theirs.

Good Luck OP

+1 for laser pen plus cat(s) plus laminate floor.

With correct application of a laser pen you can get one of mine right to the top of the curtains :D

I always end up in a heap on the floor after blood tests. Also weeping. It is most embarrassing.

I’ve also been told its nothing to do with wussiness, just an automatic immune system / sensitive circulation issue.

Still a pain though.

Sat feeling confused about what time it was.

Fruitcake with mature cheddar. Can’t beat it.

I may have to go to the shop now.

People persistently saying “infer”, when they should be saying “imply”

AAAARGHHH!

Oh so many many many things – although most can be grouped under the heading “showing an utter lack of respect for others”.

Currently top of the list is having a disembowelled rat dropped onto my head whilst asleep.

Fingers crossed for you both, and your kids.

Beware! Devon Rexes are well known to be “velcro cats” and will happily spend their lives permanently physically attached to their owner(s) :D

He’s lovely!

Right.

Correction: I start off on the right. I generally wake up curled up in the tiny patch that the OH and the cats have left for me.

Smash It Up

Would this be a good time for me to blame the French?**

** for no logical reason whatsoever

Annoyed Jeffrey Archer hugely once when he was canvassing in Nottingham, by following hi around all over the city – along with about 7 other Goths/Rockers – pointing and laughing.

I thought it was only reasonable – he’s annoyed the hell out of me many times!

Well, at one point there were 2 blue tits.
Then there were 2 blue tits and one sparrowhawk.
Then there was one blue tit. And some feathers.

Mr Mule’s phone has also become self aware, and decided that it doesn’t like Middlesborough. It simply refuses to switch on.

What if your drive is already full of car?

+1 for Thule.

Although they aren’t so good when your new car doesn’t have a towbar…

OP – I think you’ll find that Lost Profits are fine.

It’s the Lost Prophets that are on dodgy moral ground.

IGMC

What are “squealy gloves”? They sound brilliant!

I have two cats………. :twisted: