What could possibly go wrong…

It doesn’t have prawns in it I hope :D

+1 for Open University.

Pyjamas are not for sleeping in – they are for putting on when you get home from work as a visible statement that you have no intention of leaving the house again before you go to bed :D

Basement Cat takes a break from raising the dead to say Get Well Soon

Winnie the Pooh PJs here :mrgreen:

Best – Show Magic

Worst – Show Magic!

Good good good!

Best wishes from Evil Black Cat Mk I and Stupid Black Cat Mk II :D

Discworld

You think you’ve got problems?

Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig.

Piers Morgan to be assassinated by US pro-gun lobby

*crosses fingers and hopes*

Evil Cat Mk I – for the disembowelled bird in the kitchen.

How is Mrs Tang?

I’m obviously very lucky. Mr & Mrs Mule Senior love my OH to bits, and the feeling is mutual.

Next Christmas we hope to do exactly the same as we do every year – go round to my parents at about 4pm, have a drink, relax, eat far too much dinner at about 6, open presents for a few hours, then spend the rest of the evening chilling out and chatting with several glasses bottles of Mr Mule Senior’s malt whisky collection, before crawling to bed at stupid o’clock.

Best day of the year 8)

The OH has scored a bottle of Grouse, a bottle of Grants, a bottle of Talisker, and a bottle of Laphroaig.

I shall offer to help with it :D

Wine
Whisky
The new Complete Guide to Ankh Morpork
The Illustrated Eric
Jewellery
Opium (the cost of which apparently made the OH have to go and have a lie down)
A sexy new phone that looks like it could exceed the speed limit
An envelope full of money
A very very nice afternoon and evening chilling out in the company of my loved ones.

Yeah, they are going off here too.

Evil Cat Mk 1 very early woke up at one point.

We’ll be having roast beef instead.

Mmmmmmm – dead cow product :D

He’s still at work :evil:

I think it depends upon how much your family / OH’s family get on your nerves :twisted:

What if disappointment and self loathing are your New Year resolutions?

Nice bottle of Cab Shiraz.

Actually, bottle number two – having dropped and smashed the first one. There was much swearing. :evil:

On the plus side, my stepson is now hugely impressed and slightly awed at my extensive vocabulary :mrgreen:

The fact that it’s my OH’s birthday on Christmas day – so he never gets a proper birthday.

Try to forget 2012!

Having lost half of our pets this year – one of whom had been with me for 25 years – I’m just hoping we get through 2013 without losing any more.

Nick Cave
David Bowie
Siouxsie Sioux

for starters….

From Sheffield, live in Rotherham, never heard of it!

I want one!

Er, for the cats, I mean.

What a story, I feel particularly unqualified to comment, but I will in STW style….good man, great strength and best wishes for 2013.

+1

I’d turn it round a bit, and arm the bears instead

Horrible horrible horrible year.

To a colleague at work:

“Can you answer my phone for me if it rings?”

Shortly followed by remembering that said colleague is profoundly deaf.

I do have insurance – thank god, but even the excess is a bit hair raising :x

I’d pay to watch that!

Very glad to hear this 8)

A ceiling fan in the bedroom. I’d always been a bit snooty about them, but when it’s horribly hot and humid and you can’t sleep, they are the single best thing in the world.

I live opposite a working mens club.

Tonight may be a tad loud.

Believe me, £100 is NOTHING when you’re talking vets fees!

Jewellery

Chester zoo

Explain to the silly deluded cow that one of the responsibilities of owning an animal is that you take on the cost of veterinary care. If you don’t want to pay vets fees, get a brick on a string instead.

This is what the David Attenborough DVD box set was invented for :D