Mightymule business slow at you’re salon?

Stationary at the moment!

Not as bad as “when’s it due?”

I was not pregnant – and not impressed!

Still thinking of you all. Much love to the Brundell family x

Lemsip :evil:

I’ve got an MG that you can have for a very reasonable price. It only needs a teensy bit of work doing on it……

#coughnewenginecough#

NB – I wasn’t being facetious about the valium. It’s had a bad press, but when it’s really needed it is definitely worth having.

However if it’s all just £4.99 from tescos

:oops:

Valium.

Never heard it called that before though. Truly excellent name!

I generally take a bottle because if my friends are being kind enough to provide the food I don’t expect them to provide all the wine as well.
Sometimes I take two :twisted:

Only just stopped laughing at “helicoptering” :D

Frank.

Does your penis have claws?

It’s the protruding teeth that’s got me worried 8O

Anybody else seriously considering moving into Stoner’s shed?

Surely what the kids want should play a part in the decision?

I’ve tried to watch Bladerunner about 8 times, and fallen asleep after the first twenty minutes on every occasion. Therefore I can’t say whether it’s any good or not, but it’s certainly never managed to grab my attention.

I like my job – but I hate some of the people that I have to work with. I strongly suspect that this would be the case wherever I worked though.

Body temperature. Ideally, inside the stomach.

Reminds me of my Dad – a keen footballer – telling me the rules of post match etiquette when they still had the big old communal baths instead of showers.

1. You do not drop your soap.

1. In the unfortunate event of you dropping your soap, you DO NOT go looking for it….

Just a friendly warning. You WILL be sore tomorrow

Hell yes!

I did an afternoon on a climbing wall with uni. It was fantastic fun and I loved every minute of it….. until I tried to lift my arms the next day :mrgreen:

I had an old diesel Rover 400 which ran for years and did 140000 miles, including being ragged up and down a farm track twice a day, without needing anything other than one new battery (and the regular stuff – like tyres). Unfortunately it didn’t survive having most of the engine bay ripped out by a git in a Ford Focus (I wasn’t too happy either).

I now drive an MG. Consequently I am now on first name terms with pretty much everybody who works for the AA :roll:

Pootle – a Birman

“Official” name – Rowena’s Marguerite Delight. Which we thought was a dreadful thing to do to a small cat.

She was quite possibly the most beautiful cat in the world. And almost certainly the last in the line when the brains were handed out… :D

All the best Tootired.

I’ve been there, and it’s horrible. So glad you are feeling better, and fingers crossed that things keep improving.

I strayed into the mosh pit by accident at a New Model Army gig.

It hurt!

+ 1 for How To Tame Your Dragon. Wasn’t expecting much but the OH and I were absoulutely enthralled.

Last interview I had was actually a seven hour “assessment session” four hours of various assessments, followed by an hour to prepare a presentation, followed by giving said presentation, followed by a formal interview.

I had swine flu. I don’t mean a bad cold, I mean real flu (confirmed by doctor 2 days later).

God it was awful. I was told that I hadn’t got job, but had come a close second, although they were kind enough to say that it had been obvious that I was “clearly very ill” – which I think meant “looked like s***”

Put it with some coke and ice, and watch the purists on here explode.

Can’t decide whether to explode, or laugh hugely :D

Just found this pic of Jaques, on holiday on the Norfolk Broads

I take it you don’t let the snakes and the insects hang out together, worldrallyteam..?

That would be a classic pet fail!

Curry.

Eat plenty of curry.

Haggis – what an excellent name :D

Single Malt
Medium rare steak
The Yorkshire Dales
Wildlife watching
Walking for fun
Studying
Horses
The concept of having parents that aren’t ****s
Skate shoes

The list could go on for some time…..

Some quality hounds on this thread. Envy mode.

Definitely + 1

PS, Mr Grim, I really want to dognap Tara :D

Do you love your wife?

It’s a simple question, and the answer to it should tell you what you should do.

Nick Cave

Jaques 1997 – 2012

Out for a walk in the park with guard cat in attendence…

In the River Swale

Asleep – with guard cat Mk II

My Lovely old dog Boo

I’m taking the day off work, so we will be having a nice lazy day in together.

Born Sheffield, now living in Rotherham (Pronounced “Rovrum” if you are a native…)

Excellent. :D

Just about to say same as b r.

For 2 horses, buy a second hand lorry.

No regrets so far