When we (my wife and I) were visiting some of her friends back where she used to live, we were put up by one of her friends whose mother has an artificial leg.
She was getting ready for her weekly gathering of friends and was readying the sherry…
*thinks* My chance to say something witty, “you’ll be getting pis…”, no better not swear don’t really know them well enough…
“You’ll be legless tonight then!”
yes, that’s much better, well done brain :oops: