I like this bit best

Really?

“She’s a very ugly lady then”

“Look Daddy, that lady’s a pirate!”

Genius.

My youngest is only two so we’ve got a few more years of embarrassment left.

Hopefully he’ll confirm some more dates.

Old Trafford last year was pretty special.

If I had tickets then I would be.

Looks like he’ll be touring later in the year so I’ll have to wait til then.

Neil Young looks like being the Saturday headline as well.

Henry the hoover gets a time out on the naughty step to think things over

Our Henry still carries the scars of the previous times I’ve had to punish him.

She couldn’t cause embarrasment by asking in our living room.

Very true.

My Daughter was in the Doctor’s the other day when a man walked in with a pony tail. At the top of her voice my Daughter announced: “Look at that man’s funny hair!”.

Fortunately my wife was with her not me.

never been and my wife has mentioned in the past that she thinks it is nice!

What’s wrong with you? Do you need a written invitation?

I’ve got a bar of the Lindt Chilli chocolate in the cupboard.

The fact it’s still there says something.

Perhaps I’ll try another square or just add it the next time I make chilli.

This thread is useless without pics!

Actually on second thoughts…

It’s mildy entertaing. But you’d struggle to learn anything about drink from it.

The London Gazette lists insolvencies etc.

looking great for your piers to admire in awe

My piers? What like Southend and Brighton?

cafetiere coffee actually has more caffeine than espresso

That’s true. Caffeine is water soluble so the slower you make the coffee the more caffeine you get.

Filter coffee and cafetiere are the highest.

I object to paying for other peoples children thru my taxes.

I object to paying for illegal wars thru my taxes. Who do I see about that?

The cost of Statutory Maternity Pay is small compared to that.

Some of the other entries. I think the horse may be the best one.

Given he likes Glenfiddich I’d avoid the hyper-peaty expressions like Laphroig.

I always recommend Aberlour a’Bunadh.

Delicious aromas of honey and custard and flavours of apples, pears and plums with a cinnamon / nutmeg spice.

It was Chris Moyles

Really? It was Cheryl Cole this morning. Does it change often?

Scary isn’t it.And no pips.

the one we enjoyed the most was the Arbelour Distillary …they did a fantastic high strength cask whisky

That will be Aberlour a’Bunadh. Very nice.

Brian Moore is as bad

Brian Moore seems to spend most of the time having a go at England.

Which, given how we are playing, is fair enough.

…4 eggs…
= lemon suprise pudding a perenial favourite in our house.

Since he’s only got one egg it will be a surprise.

I’d go for rice pudding.

Butter
Sugar
Rice
Milk

Simple and great if made well.

It’s £35 for the full set.

Sorry forgot to say it was an all in one.

I’ve got a Canon MP620

Seems good. Cost about £120. New cartridges about £35 a go.

Am I the only one who’s wondering what the most erotic bike part was?

Strong cheddar is great.

I like the Applewood smoked as well.

I had the cheese plate at a local Michelin Starred restaurant.

One of the cheeses was so runny they served it on a spoon. It was fantastic.

Post is fine here in the North.

But the dustmen have gone missing. Have you seen them?

Strangely the recycling was collected.

Last time we moved we had packing.

Cost was about £200 on top on the removal cost.

We used Pickfords and they were brilliant. They packed the whole house in a lot less than a day (Three bed semi with lots of stuff)

I’ve been in all week.

Well I ‘worked from home’ on Tuesday because the council decided it was too dangerous to open the schools.

I like the fact that everyone is concerned about Brown being called a Scot.

No one is disputing he is an idiot.

I’m with First Direct.

They’ve generally been great.

They spot people stealing my money and fix it before I even notice.

Last year for Valentine’s Day there was a limited edition with Champagne.

It had a subtlety different flavour but was still Marmite.

OK

Tower Hill?

South Wimbledon using the 1923 Montenegro convention bypass allowance

Surely that doesn’t apply due to the snow?

Marmite recipe:

Make beer on an industrial scale.

Throw beer away.

Scrape sludge from bottom of tank.

Voila! Marmite. Yummy!

I can’t seem to make up my mind, some days I fall into one camp, some days into the other!

Now that is wierd.

However, if you know you’re altitude and it changes while you’re stationary (e.g. overnight) this can help identify incoming weather.

Or an earthquake…

I get to have a female russian doctor put her fingers up my arse once a year and I’m only 38.

Is that a free service?

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Radio 4 Friday Night Comedy

17 mostly because I disagreed on ‘Ostentatious’ and the exclamation mark question.

If I’d found my brother who had been lost I think I would be exclaiming!

Oddbins sell it.