Anyone found any ‘alien’ parts yet?

I guess thats why i missed out on the pharmacy company job.

Not tried BASWAQ as never reset my PSN account since the hacking scandal…you can still make money through LSN though…made a whack on one of lesters jobs.

Sorry…obviously not enough sleep when i posted this. Was actually meaning how much steerer do folks leave excess wise (if any)?

A lady in my office makes a sound somewhere between donald duck and a chicken…most incredibly hilarious thing ive ever heard!

Arent sneezes akin to some type if mini orgasm too…or is that one of them there urban myths?

Would explain why i love sneezing if true!

My clio easy fits 3 bikes with front wheels removed…but my seats pratically fold flat, not sure about a corsa ( other than its got a tiny petrol tank and seats that kill my back after more than 2 hours driving).

Get a 1.2tce clio instead!

Continually getting up with my little lad nearly every night for the last 9 months…no idea how she does it day after day.

Planet of the apes meets aliens…totally trippy!

Using trevor and just run into franklin out of the blue and franklin asked if i wanted to hangout with him…totally surreal moment.

Spent 20 mins chasing an armoured truck, blowing all the tyres, evading the cops…blow the doors off…and nothing inside!

Be savvy and pick them off when theyre not in sight of each other…i also waited until the white van moves off too

Sniper rifle outside…shotgun inside… Check me talking like pro :D

Stealth here…defo need to choose your team carefully too.

Think you can still get bandit frames for about a grand…but orange and yellow only. Nearly bought a new one off pinkbike a couple of weeks ago, but the yellow would instantly give the game away to my missus.

Cant get a black frame for love nor money.

Still not quite as funny as SA….take koshing people with a double dildo for example was a favourite of mine :D

Jesus £10 for parking?!

Beware of the clowns…they’re all Pennywise with guns!

Buy some new pikes and step them down.

Easier to maintain and will still cost you less than Fox even if getting a specialist to step them down for you.

£20+ for 1l Shimano MO…which a normal person wouldn’t get through in a lifetime and a fiver for a small bottle from the likes of Epic.

I went for Castrol HMSO MO 500ml for a fiver.

If it’s good enough for Rolls and Jags…surely good enough for my brakes?! :o

Technical XC/Trail.

I would love to DH…but my magnetic type qualities with the ground and trees is quite a problem.

TBH by the time youve done all of trevs missions then there are plenty enough guns and explosives to choose from.

Still….love to find the rocket launcher tho.

Used a cage to begin with…then moved alfie to a dog bed…and now sleeps on the leather sofa. I can hear him diving off it every morning and into his bed every morning as i come down the stairs. He had a few accidents…but more because the missus kept giving him treats.

How many times did you have try Franklins first street race? Took me about 8 attempts!

emsz – you need to increase Franklin’s shooting skills at the range…as he is especially crap.

The range is bloody difficult though. Only managed bronze in most!

Come on popstar, admit it…you were trying to sneek a peek in the rearview mirror :D

Bought a load of lifeinvader shares…please tell me the markets going to improve?!

Looked around the dam and found diddley shit…must look again.

Is it me or does the armour last hardly anytime…even the toughest one?

Cy – since the Solaris/Bfe is no longer in blue are we likely to see it on the new fs bike….? :-)

No…not the end of the pier…try somewhere you might have to colledt a car from.

Jesus…its over $1k everytime i come out of the hospital!

At last…free body armour found!

Dunno… Ive got trevor looking like hip jesus at the mo

One time only. Just think of where youre likely to find/need parachutes…and not the shops.

Try practising jumping from the bell end :D

Finally found my first ‘free’ weapon…a Jerry can…doh.

Have also been mugged…at a cost of $600

Correct…just lost the last by bailing out accidentally. Panic attack over.

Big cock up…just completed 4 missions…then didnae save them! What a winker i am!

He does have a point in that more could and should be done to find suitable land to live on for people who live in notorious famine spots. Sending flour and other food stuff can and often does find its way to warlords too…take Somalia for example who then use it to dictate over others.

Wiggle – Arch ex/hope…were £290 last time i checked.

Now proud owner of a plane…recon flights over everything to now find the choppers and get on the blimp.