LOL!
All of that made me laugh 😂
It might actually be a Cotic.
Krypton there is no way I will ever be ahead of you in a race!
I do t have a knife block in my lounge, but I do have a log burner in my kitchen.
The nectarines are gently warming to room temperature as I dont like cold fruit.
The firewood is indeed artisanal, felled and split and seasoned by myself. A true artisan ;-)
And yes, the grass does need cutting, but ain’t happening any time soon.
I may reveal all tomorrow as I am currently on the pub 🤘