‘I wouldn’t buy one as I am a badge snob, I’m more infulenced about what other people about me think more the most appropriate bike.
I would also never buy a Skoda as they make me look a bit pikey
It’s a well known fact if you ride a Boardman bike and drive a Skoda you will never ever ever get laid..’
Well I’m have way there, just nipping down to halfords to make myself completely resistable 😀