Steve,
Do you know anyone with a tamdem that you could borrow for the pub crawl?
I think last week was the week for stupid offs, I was fetched off my bike by a snail on Thursday night, swerved to go round it and put my front wheel onto some moss covered tarmac which I then had a very close look at. That was the last one I ever try to go around, the rest of the slimy gits will get squashed.