I got some cheapo steelies, lace up and black for about 20 quid from industrial clothing place. Had them for a year, very light and comfy with insoles. No footplate so not good on ladders but for a no name brand cant complain.

Not on a road but found a drone, military plane thing, on way out to St. Kilda about 7 years ago. Fished it out the sea and took it to the army base on Kilda. They said thanks. I thought it was at least worth a couple of pints myself to say thank you.

About 2 weeks ago. A 2 day one. Very bad.

About 2 weeks ago on mates birthday. Took 3 ladies to get me in a car. All motor skills went. No vomiting or snarling just lots of staggering and talking nonsense. Not been like that for a long time. Dangers of the Dispensary. See old thread about Liverpool boozers.

Doug Scott

I had rabbit salad last week. It was lovely. Don’t know why as a nation we don’t eat more instead of chicken.

Great bikes, crap service. Keep up the fine British tradition of whining to people who can offer no real help instead of complaining to those responsible. You may have done this but I can’t be bothered reading long posts on here. I love my Inbred I do.

Yes on several occasions. Much better than an hours detention. In an all boys school with a rough catchment area it would have been madness not to have it. When it was stopped school became much scarier.

Not a chippy but the white House restaurant in lochaline quick ferry ride from mull. My old next door neighbour used to catch most of the seafood and my old boss’s daughter owns/runs it. Top food.

Afghanistan before it got too mental.
India at the height of the Indian Raj not when us Brits had it.
Opium is fun. Had a few nice days with the Hmong tribesman when I snuck into China 15 years ago.
Oh yeah some of those super hot black chicks who were at the weird religious thing at the velodrome when I met you rusty. Don’t pretend you didn’t see them.
Am I still allowed to say super hot black chicks?

Just booked flights for Rjukan. No help to you but the cold lovers will understand.

Thanks. Riding again this year hoping to beat my time. Wish it was on a Saturday again.

I smacked my partners niece. Her brother has 3 kids all appallingly behaved. The niece came up to me and started kicking me in the shins. I asked her to stop, she didn’t, advised her I’d smack her if she continued and she carried on so turned her round and smacked her on the are not very hard. She looked very confused then went and sat down. Only time she has behaved for at least 30 minutes that I’ve seen. This was in front of both parents who said nothing. I would dearly love to smack both of them very hard.

It sure is rude. If you see a deranged mad man in there on Saturday drinking rum and looking like a Cossak hippy its my mate Nick out for a birthday drink. I’ll be the one in the corner laughing at him.

Yes. Especially after a big fatty.

I sure do rudebwoy. Monday nights jam session though only seem to make it in the winter months.

Yes. Its already way beyond the police to make any real impact on its availability. It could raise some taxes for the country and stop some very nasty criminal types from becoming very rich and then moving into legitimate business with their nasty attitudes. Fags and booze are doing way more harm.

Hmm like the slaughterhouse comedy club but think the pub is rubbish upstairs.

Dispensary up by the bombed out church. Good boozers by the Phillamonic as in Ye Craic. The Eddy round the corner from my house but too far out of town.

Saw Steve Earle a few months ago. Fantastic. I like Jeff Bridges as well. Radio 2 Country Show is good for a grounding.
Hello Rustyspanner if you remember me from the velodrome.

On the Road and Briideshead Revisited. No doubt accounting for lots of travelling and a love of fine wine. Made me the wreck I am today.

Still there on the T4 nicely greased up to be nicked easily. Is this just alloys or any old spares. Heard of catalytic converters going but not wheels.

Motorworld in Moreton worth a punt

Yes.Twice. Fine both times.

BBQ Friday. Telegraph Valley then the slate quarries on Saturday. Big loop round Capel on Sunday.

Drum is a beast but its great especially when the ponies are out and about. I do like them wild ponies.

Because lazy people would rather spend money to fiddle and **** about getting in your way than just dropping their arse off the back. I’m off to bed now before you tell me how great they are.

Captain Mubbers or Marin.

Anything that had Cronk noises in it outside with big sound systems before the police arrived. Never a big fan of listening to it in the house and too old for all nighters now as it takes too long to recover.

Ah missed the backing of old wall paper bit first time round. Soak it and strip it all off then size it. I am a professional too though eating biscuits at the mo’ with waving hand. Decorators tend to agree as much as politicians.

Thanks folks. Saw the pink bike one which was useful. Looking at a weeks biking then a week climbing. Hopefully the uplifts will give me a bit of acclimatization more fun than plod up and then down.

Size it. Wall paper paste very watered down will do the job. Nothing worse than walls that grab paper. Will cost you pennies and takes hardly any time.

Bacardi and coke left over from Christmas. The Bacardi not the coke. Had 3 pints of Wobbly Bob last week before seeing Steve Earle. My face went numb. Steve was great, missed the support though.

Oh I do indeed.

Well I’m not reading 4 pages of you stink, no you stink more. So I thought the head wobble was just to say I’m listening to what you are saying and that was all. Came across it a lot in North India when travelling there. By the time I left I was a happy wobbler myself and now feel free to shoot me down in flames.

Blimey MrPhil no wonder you nearly killed me when rode round the Wirral with you. Yesterday did black then blue at Llandegla happily quiet on the trails despite busy carpark, cracking day.

He’s a twit always check behind before snotting even if riding alone.

Its not just those dam Frenchies my mate was turned over at Yellowstone last year on first day of his climbing holiday which put a bummer on his trip to say the least.
I for one am a happy van dweller though, its a bit Marmite really. Love it or not but very happy putting the bike in the back today with no hassle and driving home with the armrests down after a top ride in the sunshine.

Why do you need a 4 bed house? If your wife won’t sleep with you you’re onto a lost cause. Buy small and affordable a lot changes in 5 years but probably not the amount of money you will owe.

Ah well fair enough I’ve had a car window put in in Barcelona and a mate who watched his car broken into while on the fifth pitch of a route. Gassed is alarming though.

Blimey edukator mines full of tools or bikes normally and never had a problem and peeps on here slag off Liverpool. Were the heck do you live?