Fancy a tacx fortius?

Ride up and take a look

Looks at my sock drawer in a whole different light

Flounced- not been much of that recently. At some point so many were flouncing that us mere mortals almost became big hitters by default. Now I am back to obscurity due to lack of flouncing my life feels empty

Surfmat I think was another sent packing, I could be wrong

And whatever happened to blu-tone after “that thread” I still have it saved

****?

Simple one is to get the hose out and get watering the roof.

Wont take long before the snow starts to notb only melt but start slipping off the roof.

May have an ice issue afterwards though.

Not sure a net book would be any good on a tacx fortius

Do you have space near a computer to connect a trainer to it?

Hucking hell can’t believe it was ever used

Don’t tell them-sorted

Rad
Powah
Dandyhorse
Steed

She is out with me tonight

Where would one get a copy of photoshop that doesn’t cost the earth

Cannondale F1 caffeine large 2008 £500 ??

I am 6ft 2 and it fits well

Tried 999? That normally gets you through to the old bill?

Adams one works fine with a 5, works with a fat bike also

Adams tag a long with their back rest = sorted

Pugsley and moonlander owner here. I ride mine on forest trails, superb. Anyone want to buy an Orange 5 20inch?

There is only one thing that can describe this: you are awesome

Do you keep your steed \ dandyhorse in your man cave?

Squirt lube is the answer

You should have cupped one and passed it to the stranger on the next seat

Get dogs to crap over their lines, they will soon move on

I assume you ordered within the last few days or you just celebrating the fact your good arrived?

Am heading out with 5psi this morning, found six last week too high

MTFU

You didn’t delegate properly, in future do it yourself

Not working for lloyds are we?

Any one in the midlands with a krampus I could have a nose at?

Knard?

Random

Anyone used the wingnut hyper? Looks a solid bit of kit

NORWICH

Breaker – started selling it in my local off licence. Haven’t seen it for years

Skona lager was ace

How could I forget Newquay steam beer or lager

Good kennel in bromsgrove called bumble hole (really) they deal with dogs that haven’t met the grade in the forces. We have had a lab cross and a springer from there. Very well behaved dogs when you get them due to their training.

Depends where you based but could be worth a call to them

Dear wife, new bike arriving soon so what days you working from home so you can sign for it? That’s about as far as I go towards asking if I can get a new bike. Can’t believe folks have to ask, just do it

Must enter next year

Not sure I understand what you mean. My halfauds £79 special rides really well and it’s steel.