Googled gingering and now also educated in figging

Buy my orange 5 2011 £1600 size 20inch. More details In the classifieds

OP you are awesome

The 7 fatties don’t include the 4 that are currently on my bikes

I was off the bike for 20 months after a few issues with my lower back and discs being removed etc. I masterbated a lot as couldn’t do much else, then I started walking everyday, building up back to riding.

I seem to have 7 fat tyres knocking around in the shed. Some new and some hardly worn, at £90 a pop that’s an expensive pile of rubber

Don’t know who my dad was, but if I met him I would kick his ass for not dealing with his responsibilities

Ps have posted on the wyre forest mountainbike Facebook page

I lost my balance and fell off the wee bridge thing. Does that count?

Sebastian chabal – no idea how to post pictures but he is big and hairy

Assuming pay pal gift used?

I blame thatcher

Didn’t some army dude wear a yellow skin tight dress at his mates funeral, part of a bet

Navy is fine

Stay well clear

You having a conversation with yourself?

Works better if you have two log ons

Get down to 1500cals daily any you will soon fade away

If it’s black it’s mine 😉

I can’t find my lucky pants and my fancy dress costume is far too tight, should have tried it on last week.

No TV yet 🙂 still asleep

Was at walking with dinosaurs yesterday, even though folks were warned I didn’t see anyone being chucked out.

Poo stops – yes poo stops wtf

Hope he shares the fuel

4.8 inch tyres at 25psi and I will bounce past the lot of you space hopper style

If you want to make a racket

http://wap.ebay.co.uk/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=300886051881&emvAD=320×356&sv=Air%20raid%20siren&emvcc=0&nbcol=0%7Cnull

How many vices is too many?

You are Jeremey Clarkson and I claim my £5

I went out last weekend when I shouldn’t due to manflu. Been really crap all week and now not riding this weekend

Where you based?

Actually thinking about stopping, not that I have a problem but some days are wasted due to being rough. I could easily drive or just dring tonic water etc

How far is work from where you live/ need to go to hospital?

If more than 15mins stay at home

Greece 2

Think I saw him early this morning passing Worcester, wondered was was going on admit often you see a rider with support vehicle

It’s a bit snowy up there at the moment. Personally go when warmer

I got myself a vango airbeam eternity – erects in 5 mins and loads of space.

You are so rad, I wouldn’t go as far as awesome, but rad to the pawah of sic

Use the graham obree method: drink loads of water before bed and you will wake every couple hours, when you go for wee drink another couple pints of water. Repeat till time to go

McPhails 40 year old Malt – mmmm nice.

Like a sherry cask me.

Wyre forest on the fattie

Put your mobile number on this thread and ask folks to call you at what time you want to get up.