Wait for pay off

Fatty and krampus owner here, both are ace.

Google big red, think that’s his name awesome

With a reducing pool of English players playing in the top flight we will see English performances going rapidly downhill. Won’t be long until free trade of players gets questioned and we go back to the good old days of only 3 foreign players allowed on the field at any one time.

Ps am not watching it as its just shite

Do it, but the tyres are shite in mud so won’t be riding it till the spring

It could be a dominance thing. It’s easily solved.

Next time it humps something, you hump the dog, it will stop sharpish.

Easily eat a whole box in one sitting

Test ride one first. I have two of em and they are a hoot on all terrains, but they are not everyone’s cup of tea. The bike shop guy doesn’t really know what he is going on about

Where you based? If in midlands you can have a blast on none of mine

Best description ever “It’s like the bastard love child of a space hopper, & a BMX.”

Had one for a couple years now, they are different but in a good way. You won’t win many races on them but you will smile a lot.

A human turd that my dog has just vomited up.

When it starts to eat its own turds you will end up changing its food and he wins

Go round and shag his wife

Sit around in her underwear?
Shit with the bog door open
Leave toilet seat up
Wee in the sink
**** lots

Not just for biking look at keeler scuffer

I was night fishing on the night of 16th October 1987(the great storm).The river rose so quickly we have to move camp twice. I was 15 so was my mate, well before mobiles were invented and we were in the middle of nowhere.

Once we got the tent well away from the river we spent the night holding onto the tent poles praying we didnt get blown away. to pass the time we played a word association game for circa 7 hours. Still remember the first word and last (“Constantinople” was the start and we finished with “Samantha whitikers hairy bottom” – a girl in our class.

When we eventually looked out the tent in the morning could not believe the damage to the surrounding trees. The tent survived

Was so glad to see my mates dad when he came in the morning to see if we were ok.

Buy a 22inch full build pugsley-fits me a treat at 6ft2. May have one in the shed going

That cheating **** owes me for two books, one pair of shorts, a raincoat and a top. He hasn’t answered my tweets to him so off to the small claims court? Or send the heavies round.

Oops builder in administration.

Shitters with heated seats wtf

The Wesleyan specialise in such mortgages

Agree with being shite in the mud

Now they have nates, bud and Lou tyres. Winter riding in the forest is excellent, I get through the crap easier than my mates on their weird 26inch bikes

They ride over the same terrain as your normal bikes, it’s just a bit different.

I mainly use mine in the forest with the odd trip to the beach, rides really well in both environments.

Test ride one first though as they are not everyone’s cup of tea

John, move me into the 50/50 bucket. I am struggling to get cover at work after a number of folks have left recently. Will be speaking very nicely to some folks at work next week.

If I don’t make it I will make sure I reimburse you for any camping fee’s you stumped up.

Fingers crossed though

Typically it’s the meeting nearest to me and now struggling to get there grrrrr bloody banks

If you wake up dead, it hasn’t gone well

Here is a thought, don’t log on again. Simples?

I can only think you want your history removing as you been selling stolen goods and want your tracks covered?

Just checked eBay, there is a few on there

Call Isla bikes to see what second hand ones they got in? They normally have a few due to their exchange policy

CEM – climb every mountain, even a handy theme tune to use for any marketeers out there.

This happened one time to a friend of a friends friend. His friend was riding with a mate, his mate was with some friends in the pub when one of his friends mentioned: a friend of his wife’s brother inlaw had overheard a group of people who’s friend knew someone who had “strava run” shouted at them while riding once.

Must be true

Is that his teeth that scoot across the floor when his head hits the deck?

I shouldn’t laugh but ha

Man up and go for the strathpuffer

Do it now, get dosh from the post office. Sorted

It was me, it just isn’t gnarly enough to warrant me waisting my rad skillz on it. Go big or go home, well I went home coz it ain’t big enough.

Skins under layer for me yesterday, first time since before Easter. Weather is certainly on the turn. We may get some warm days but the nights will be a tad nippy

Still in bed here, big hangover situation going down

I have just farted, a proper crisp morning fart. The folks in the next tent have just giggled as said fart, not sure if I am embarrassed or proud of my achievement

That’s really slow. If I had figures like that I wouldn’t tell anyone

Jizz

Was going to mention croyde, but also campsite called surfers paradise