I was actually stopped by the police for riding hammered. They noticed something was wrong when I struggled unlocking my bike from outside the pub. The police were betting between themselves as to how far I would get before I fell off, upon crashing into a bush they stopped me, gave me a wee lecture and thanked me for the entertainment and told me to go steady on the way home.
I made it home in one piece and all was ok, I now do this most Friday nights and see said officers from time to time, they wave, I wave(carefully as difficult when smashed) and carry on home. Never have they bothered to stop me again, a case of comon sense I think