Just wear some pretty pink panties and a basque

Bring on the end of Jan, trout I have money burning a hole in my pocket

I shave the old chap and sack on a regular basis, wife loves it. Certainly would be doing it down the gym, a bit wrong if you ask me.

I agree with Bob. I have a collie cross and a Springer Spaniel they spend the day chilling. They get really hacked off with having their daily routine messed about with.

Mine live in the conservatory and have the door into the garden open during the summer and a dog flap in one of the panels for winter use.

Isnt there any chance you can get some access he can negociate for him into the garden?

The NightVison are good jackets in terms of heat, fit(if you are slightly Larger), and waterproofness. Its just a shame the zips are so pants

Trout, am Very interested as the build on my Dominator is quality. Be an interesting ride with a dominator on my bars and a spider eyes on the lid.

I carry a knife thing when riding just I case I come across a horse that needs a stone removing from its hoof

Given the recent goings on in the classified section I think you would get away with saying “it’s in mint condition”

I don’t need a moonlander,I don’t need a moonlander,I don’t need a moonlander,I don’t need a moonlander,I don’t need a moonlander,I don’t need a moonlander

Anyone who throws any rubbish out the car should be shot!!!

On numerous occasions at traffic lights I have got out my car and picked up a fag butt just flick out the window by the driver infront of me. I then re-presented it them and asked politely that it is disposed of correctly.

In the majority of times they are happy to take it and deal with, a few people have been surprised that someone is knocking ion the car window and not suprisingly I have been told where to go several times.

Am yet to be fully confronted as they all know they are in the wrong. It also helps being 6ft 2 and 19 stone with a skinhead, kind of puts the tossers off getting our the car and beating me to death.

There is no need for it at all.

I hear Mrs Toast is handy with the old photoshop, she has produced some real works of art for folks in the past.

“””Is there anyone well trained on photo shop to create a flattened out version o my current tattoo and introduce the missing characters?”””

I dont mind doing this, who do I send the bill to?

Fist pie?

Big hoop issues tomorrow

Get your secretary to sort slides so you can chill

I live in Worcestershire in England and had better service and communication from them than the LBS just round the corner. Mark managed 2 months of my wierd questioning about bike sizings etc and delivered a bike that fitted and was fully serviced. I wish my LBS had a clue about customer service

Smax and chuck a tow bar on it. I got one 5 months ago for 9k, cruise control and all the trimmings, , 48mpg diesel. Can fit no end of shit in there

Big pasta meal tonight, porridge with added raisins for breakfast. Carry few flapjack type things with you and munch on a nana just as your getting ready to set off. Jelly babies are good mid ride snack, That lot should sort you out.

Failing that 10 pints of Guinness and a mung bean curry tonight, full fry up for breakfast

I would have driven to pick him up or drop off tyre so I could carry on with what I was doing

Adam Ant did it because Michael stipe did it

Barmouth, Hendre mynach, 100m from the beach and with a view of cadair idris, not the cheapest but keeps winning campsite of the year in wales

Call it homer

It basically means you post loads on here, usually very argumentative, you ruin many innocent posts bitching between fellow big hitters, in a nutshell could be nice in real life but a total cock on here.

*now expects flaming from said big hitting community

He may well know some information that could save you cash, I.e. the min the customer would accept. Happened to me and saved me a substantial sum of money

12 front 15 rear

Its also school holiday week around these parts, worcestershire

@bruce I am due to visit my sister in dumfries soon. May pick a weekend when you around to have blast around gullaine. If I recall the bents is a massive beach, fancy it?

@rocketdog. Ah yep I remember I sat by the gate for a bit. Such a bad hangover this morning had to stop as thought I was going to puke. I should have said hi but my focus was not revisiting my breakfast. You guys in there much? I live local so in there couple times a week. Be good to join a group ride from time to time

@bruce- when is the lunar module due?

XXL here cause am a fat *******

All good Bruce, plenty of clearance. The only issue is when they spit the mud off when you are off the mud it’s like being hit by boulders. I looked like some kind of muck spreader when I headed off home on the road.

They handle the mud really well. I was a bit squirmy due to running too low a pressure on the front, but sorted that and all was good. Apart from the 20 mins of pumping required to get more air in them. Trail pumps are just too small.

Any news on 2012 date for fat bike shenanagans?

Was moi on the pug in the wyre today was there between 10 and 1, nice and muddy in there. Great fun when running nates front and back.

Is this crap still on tv, will there be any celebrities in this one?

Where do you live?

He certainly has a face I wouldn’t get bored of punching.

I avoid cycle lanes due to the fact they are never cleaned. If car accidents happen folks seem happy the glass etc is removed off the road, but don’t care that it ends up on the paths provided for cyclists.

@cynic-al. That’s where I suspected this thread would end up. That thread with the picture you mention was one of the best threads I have ever followed, so calling all you design types do your worst, it would help me through a rather dull day at work tomorrow

Quality by Jamie, I love the idea of a prize that costs me money to use very thoughtful that.

In the first picture is he hovering?

They should have spoken to any arrowhead 135 participants rather than a designer