I fear he will turn this round and become some kind of saviour of cycling. His silence is unnerving

Where is it?

Fact of the matter is he has been banned, for reasons I am unsure but I think he may have overstepped the mark. Anyway in my humble option he is a tool and I personally think this place is much better without his bleating.

Being offended that I am offended only offends me more

Why are we classing him as misunderstood? He was constantly offensive, no excuse at all for his behaviour.He is a pecker of the highest order

How long you out for, mine get fed in the morning and again at night. No need for feeding whilst out on the trail. If they hungry they nibble horse shit. But normal ride with my dogs is no longer than 2-3 hours

He worked proper hard. I live on that steam line and know some of the volunteers who run the line, they say he was genuinely interested and worked dam hard on the line not just the train

It’s Saturday night, most the users on here are being bathed in readyness for stories. The others are drinking

I am a fluffer-it’s a hard job but I am never one to enjoy the soft option.

I just leave mine on the front lawn where the rain can wash them. Saves time packing them away, people round here know how awesome I am so they just leave them well alone.

Is it your **** hand?

Chav

The orange is a 20inch. Email me and I can send some photos. I am 6ft 2 and 18st and it fits fine. Based in the midlands if you interested

My 2011 orange 5. Me 18st and it does fine. I am just moving to the fat side and need some cash.

Email in profile if intersted

who cares

I am considering getting an electric blanket

Bring back hanging I say. Chav’s need to be controlled and crushed from uprising against us. Get the military onto the streets to control these buffoons.

Failing that, get window mended, ignore the tools on here and put it all down to experience.

You need a whip round for a bigger t-shirt.

Healing vibs though

My mate fingered Claire Baldwin, a few years ago

If I feel I have nothing to add not gain from a meeting I make my excuses and leave. So in the majority, the meetings I attend are a constructive use of my time.

What is the point in sitting trough something that is wating your time, never understood where people moan about attending meetings when they have been pointless ones. Walk out

White 2011 orange five, 20 inch. Only light duties so in good condition?

Smother your Knackers in marmite and wander round the house in the buff. A bit of fun for the both of you.

Or get a kong timer (Kong time) genius

YouTube Scottish star wars but make sure no minors or people easily offended are in hearing range

Attention whore – hope nowt serious but agree with TooTall, very odd thing to do

Whoop whoop get in the hole

Shorts with a bit of MTFU

Butt plug?
Gardening gloves?
Toast rack?
Socks?
Brut aftershave?
Next voucher?
Malt?
DVD?
£10 voucher for sports direct, buy a lifetime of clothes with that.
Shaving brush and soap?
Boxers?
Kindle books?
iTunes vouchers?
Earrings?

Just a few ideas

I resent that, I am not in IT or an engineer

Overpriced pretentious bollocks

I tried the humain method but the buggers vandalised it. We have them in the loft so I have the normal traps out with peanut butter. So far I have had 10.

I ride my pug and my moonlander round the local forest with various folks on various bikes. Some days I am fast, some days I am slower, but mostly I smile loads

Number of reasons why this happens:

1 the glass is dirty or still has some residue (dry or wet) from the glass washer
2 you are nibbling on peanuts etc whereas your friends are not
3 you have eaten something very acidic recently
4 you drink far to slow
5 you are wearing aftershave or something similar around your mouth

Hope that helps

How is the hoop this morning?

Fake tan next?

I eat naga curry at the local curry house, very hot but actually tasty. No issues next day, normally a pleasurable experience

I was out the door at 6,, back home 10-30. Sun rise was superb, all showered etc before mates got out of bed. Spent rest of day with wife and daughter. Do this most Saturdays, does mean not getting mullered on a Friday but hey that not the end of the world

Yet another film where they

“take biking back to basics”
“push the envelope”
“ride the same stuff repeatedly”
“destroy previously unmarked landscapes”
“the riders sound like bill and ted rather than normal human beings”

Waste of money, just dig out one of your old DVD’s as they are all much the same.

When will they bring out something original.

Feel the gnarr bro, rad to the powah of sic, peace out

Belladonnas bitch fist? Don’t search for this at work

I used to sell fruit flavoured alcoholic water to friends at school. This was in 1989 well before alco pops were invented.

I had many happy customers as I moved onto gassing the liquied using a soda sttream and adding in no end of different fruit extracts. Pineapple was a hot seller.

We used wine yeast also that got the abv upto cira 14%, many piles of vomit outside school friends house parties was due to me

Why dont you boycott that isle?

Baste yourself in udderly smooth cream