Our works secret Santa stopped after I got the boss “belladonna’s fist” dildo

You have an ouchy of the knee, I diagnose a course of MTFU

Lots of men walking around on their own up clent hills at dusk in the summer. If you watched from the top every now and then two would meet and disappear into the undergrowth.

In the wyre rode past a bloke in one of the car parks who seemed to be in mid stroke with his partner or friend watching from the car. Though why she not assisting and carried on.

Was in there today, it’s as bad as I’ve seen it for years. Maps are useless in there, there are some group rides that could be worth tagging on with them.

Needed waders today rather than nates

It’s not one of your mates winding you up?

On the red here. Successful trip to wine merchant means stocks have been replenished.

He is a complete dick, I remember when his mrs left him for David Mellor, I worked there for years whilst at school and cobham proved to be a knob over and over sgain

Fluffer

My wife has just passed her PHD in “a clinical study of osteoarthritis pain transmission using cerebral spinal fluid” she covered off anxiety and depression – if you think she could help let me know

Do reply all asking the douche bag how your glad he has his drinking under control, then ask he brings his boyfriend round for tea

Tacx fortious for sale here £330 including steering rack and some DVD’s. I have photos. If your interested key me know, due to weight postage is pointless- I am based in the midlands

No he doesn’t, there is not a chance a chiropractor could help in this instance. Apart from lighten your wallet that is. Spinal manipulation for a breathing disorder- you having a laugh right?

OMG what shall I do, Strava is broken

Don’t use a witch doctor / chiropractor. Go see you GP

*comes back disappointed as this thread is the first hit*

*heads off to google Hungarian midgets bumming horses**

Mail sent

I could lend it to the father in law, his last cat got eaten by his dogs.

I haven’t ridden it a lot due to finding fatbikes, hence probably selling it. It is easy to throw about, main riding for me has been singletrack in the local woods. I have no idea as to how to post pic on here so can’t help. Can email them though

I am 6ft 2 with 33 inch leg and 20 inch fits fine. I am thinking of selling my 20inch 5pro. 2011 bike in white with orange rims £1900. I am in the midlands so a bit away from you. Email in profile

Thought of knocking on doors and asking?

EPO?

How come he ruined you cheeseboard? Did he shit on it whilst vomiting? Or vomit on it whilst shitting?

He can drink a serious amount of beer, but he is very funny with it

Will hold off my enquiry for a couple weeks so I dont add to the burden

Good luck getting everything sorted out, but I dof my cap at good customer service by issuing the update.

Running Horse Bewdley – Terrible overcoked veg, somehow it won awards for its fish a few years ago. I assume the management has changed as the fish now is just disgusting and over cooked.

The Duke William Bewdley – near the wyre forest. Avoid anyting in the basket, twice i returned my chicken in a basket as the middle was raw, on the third time it arrived still raw but same bit of chicken I had returned the first time, not the second time.

Good food – The cock and magpie bewley, fish and chips are excellent and they come sroight from the chippy next door so only take two mins to be delivered to your table yum yum

http://vimeo.com/m/52752388

Above seems to work. Proper tool

What’s his phone number? I can pop it on the dialler at work so he gets called every 20 mins

On explaining the flu Virus and other such illness to a 5 year old.

Viruses/flu are passed between people, some may sneeze and spread germs, some people may not wash their hands after the toilet and pass it on.

Question was “If its passed on, how does the first person ever get it?”

I am sick

Grum, yep totally true. He didn’t find it too funny at the time but thankfully now laughs about it.

Sold a picture of a mate holding a fish he had caught. I advertised it under “of gay interest” sold for £1.99.

Bargaintastic

That’s not 10oz of chips,

Tacx fortious here, including several DVDs. Not used it for 12 months £400 with steering rack, thing is heavy so pick up is preferred. I am in the midlands

You may as well pack up and leave now

Nice secondhand 2011 5 in white with orange rims? I have one doing not a lot. Size 20. Hardly ridden

He is obviously an attention whore so lets talk about something else.

Nice weather for the time of the year?

You made it through the night?

You are going to need a bigger boat

As yet only testimonies of other junkies. Not sure what hardcore evidence there is. However I believe he did it