Stop masterbating in your tent

Needs purple Nextie Carbon rims

Xl pugsley £500 west mids. I work in Gloucester.

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Friday morning breakfast curried omelette

Pudding : nuts and dates

Just keep in mind the cost of changing the bearings on the nomad – eye wateringly expensive.

Dave hinde gift voucher

“The cost of this series is the same cost to the BBC to show one, yes one, live football game”

Sadly not bollocks, one of the producers told me

The cost of this series is the same cost to the BBC to show one, yes one, live football game.

You need an XL pugsley, just so happens I know where to get one (email in profile)

I will either be at Barmouth or the wyre

Halfords

I w*** a lot

I would head to button oak in the wyre- there is a pub there for refreshment and the forest is right behind it.

The wyre
Client
Kinver

To name but a few

The elephant in the room did make me laugh a lot

A 15kg bag of dog food in one sitting. (We were only out for 30mins or so)

The dog was found under the bed, to get her out I had to lift the bed and drag her out as she was so bloated she wouldn’t come out normally, vet was stunned but just said keep getting fluids into her, the turd collecting next few day was interesting. Had to take a carrier bag with me to fit all the poo bags in, this lasted 4 or 5 days.

Flame him

Oh and how can I forget “a diary buster”

New words for meetings being used here:

Town hall
And A hot house (I have been invited to three of this this month, decline all until some pecker can tell me what a hot house is)

Foreskin stuck in zipper was uncomfortable, the pain of unzipping was some what eye watering, mate had to undo it. Thankfully before the onset of mobile phone cameras

Ison are showing May but don’t read anything into that date

Groupon doing deal on armoured iphone case today

Where would the fun be if we stopped calling folks whom get annoyed. Bring on the whistle treatment, that’s tame compared to some of the stuff we get

Running is something we did in the 80’s

I work at debt line, a quick search on your email address on here gives me your contact details.

I will ensure we don’t forget to call you this week

Mail order v buying local

Fist pie?

So so disappointed there is no picture

We now play an annual golf tournament for the “Clare Balding Cup” since this fact was revealed. She even comments on the tweets we send her of the trophy and said tournament, although to be fair she doesn’t know why it’s in honour of her.

Robert Plant drinks in my local pub, often say hi to him

My mates mate fingered Clare balding pre lesbian days

I met Howard off the Halifax adverts

I cooked for and served food to princess Margaret

I know Craig Deeley – not famous yet but no doubt soon to be

Met David Mellor when he was having an affair with lady Cobham (should have gone to the press)

Still using mine, awesome light

MTQG – You don’t slow down up Northwood lane when the sun is in yer face ;-)

I get to punch the wife every weekend (Taekwondo) very satisfying it is

A complete surly pugsley, complete cannondale lefty F1000

Don’t call me shirley

Indeed she is, thankfully we are both adults and if one of us was to break anything in the house we accept the fact it’s an accident and don’t need to panic we just get it sorted with no need for trauma or hassles.

Nope, happily married for 7 years thanks

Man up and just tell her you have had an accident, if she goes mental tell her to **** off and chill out #growasetpussyboy

The bulb is good as the battery gives about 10mins. I even have a spare battery hence seeing if I can revive them. Aim is to given them to the wife. I use trouts fine creations