Elephant polo

http://www.dirtrider.com/tech/141_0908_tech_tips_motorcycle_rake_and_trail/index.html

Zoolander
You are close to describing the effects of being prescribed Pentasa (mesalazine). If you are on Pentasa then just stop taking it and the problem will go away.

http://www.tonyfoale.com/Articles/RakeEx/RakeEx.htm

http://www.rbracing-rsr.com/rakeandtrail.html

M6 x 1

http://www.schwalbe.co.uk/pdf/techinfo.pdf

http://www.scribd.com/doc/16958306/The-Barnetts-Manual-of-Bicycle-Repair

http://www.canecreek.com/headset-fit-finder

http://www.sportspodiatry.co.uk/lower_leg_calf.htm

http://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/+/http://www.berr.gov.uk/whatwedo/consumers/fact-sheets/page38311.html

"Relevant or Related Legislation:
Sale of Goods Act 1979. Supply of Goods and Services Act 1982. Sale and Supply of Goods Act 1994. The Sale and Supply of Goods to Consumers Regulations 2002.

Key Facts:
• Wherever goods are bought they must "conform to contract". This means they must be as described, fit for purpose and of satisfactory quality (i.e. not inherently faulty at the time of sale).

• Goods are of satisfactory quality if they reach the standard that a reasonable person would regard as satisfactory, taking into account the price and any description.

• Aspects of quality include fitness for purpose, freedom from minor defects, appearance and finish, durability and safety."

Video on youtube to bleed brakes.
http://cycle.shimano-eu.com/publish/content/global_cycle/en/nl/index/tech_support/tech__videos.html

Powerpoint……….

everyone will be asleep so it does not matter what you say.

Lee Bowman helped people like Jackie Stewart with business presentations.
High Impact Presentations by Lee Bowman.

Powerpoint is more than 25 years old and maybe a bit old fashioned,

Some older mass produced steel frames (Raleigh) were phosphate dipped before painting. This coated / treated the inside and the outside of the frame. The drain holes were there to allow the phosphate to flow in with out any air being trapped and to let it flow out without any air locks.

A decent pair of side cutters will snip through it easily.

http://www.davelloydcoaching.com/home.php?/Home

Bent steerer tube?

"Did it shrink the jacket to Action Man proportions?"
Yes, well nearly.
The combined washing machine / dryers are a bad idea.
Fabric conditioner works as a waterproofer, thats why towels with fabric conditioner are not as good as towels without FC.

http://www.michelinbicycletire.com/michelinbicycle/index.cfm?event=mounting.view

tyre fitting compound.
http://www.tyre-equipment.co.uk/acatalog/Tyre_Mounting_Lubricants___Pastes.html#aGG_2dSPG04

Art.-Nr.: 720518 tyre seater
http://www.cyclus-tools.eu/laufrad.html?&L=3

http://www.weldtite.co.uk/615/pages/tools-podcasts/how-to-use-cyclo-tools-tyre-removal-and-fitting-tool.aspx

Wearing a pair of lightweight cotton gloves can help.

http://www.schwalbe.co.uk/pdf/techinfo.pdf

http://www.consumerdirect.gov.uk/after_you_buy/know-your-rights/SGAknowyourrights/

Dye penetrant NDT.

http://techdocs.shimano.com/media/techdocs/content/cycle/SI/Deore-XT/SI_3CZ0A_002/SI_3CZ0A_002_EN_v1_m56577569830621150.PDF

"and I'm trying to get the cone off the non-drive side, without much success."

http://www.campagnolo.com/repository/documenti/en/Spares08_C_1007.pdf

Get them to polish the spokes on your bike, their small hands will be able to get to the awkward difficult to get to bits. Then after that they can polish the hubs.

Cartridge bearings?
http://www.engineersedge.com/bearing/radial_deep_groove_bearings.htm

http://www.weldtite.co.uk/30/pages/podcasts/how-to-equip-a-home-workshop.aspx

Bikes?

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml10/10038.html

M5 x 0.8 mm

http://www.morzine-avoriaz.com/
webcams

http://www.weldtite.co.uk/486/pages/podcasts/how-to-attach-bicycle-handlebar-tape.aspx

What is the frame?
The thing about powder coating is that it is cured at approx 160 – 200 degrees celcius. That is, coincidentally, the temperature for aging 6000 series alloys, therefore it will cause over aging of the metal.
The over-aging will possibly / probably lead to reduced fracture toughness. High strength aluminium alloys fail due to lack of fracture toughness.
Most 6000 series alloy frames are in the T6 condition.

ANY decent bike shop will have the taps and bushes.

Helicoil no, but a bush does exist for 9/16" x 20tpi pedal threads l & r.
Its too specialised for anyone but the cycle trade to have.

page 7
http://www.weldtite.co.uk/pdf/Weldtite_Catalogue_2010_Tools.pdf

http://www.cyclus-tools.eu/tretkurbeln.html?&L=3

http://www.ceeway.com/

page 23
http://www.vartools.com/catalogue_var.pdf

Highpath
http://www.cerddedtregaron.co.uk/

Reynolds steel tubes
http://reynoldstechnology.biz/our_company.php

Most plastics suffer from UV light damage over time.

http://www.ceeway.com/custom_uk_bicycle_framebuilders.htm

You have obviously already looked at this:
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/incometax/overpaid-thro-job.htm

its a case of you phone whatever tax office they direct you to , that tax office will say it is not a local tax office issue and will give you another national phone number and they will tell you it is nothing to do with them it is you local…… and so it goes on. Best of luck.

"camper van"?
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/travellers-why-not-make-them-clear-up-thier-own-mess

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/10132187.stm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dNpvASJDpms&feature=related

Raleigh Bomber