Nice picture Jamie, did you come round mine to knock one out?

That shortlist looks like a longlist to me!

The dog one, just got my goat

“No Dabs” in some woods near us, flat, mega rooty and you have to ride from one end to the other with, well you guessed it!

That was the best I could do with iPad / iPhone combo – there is a Times article too if that helps…..just couldn’t link to it

Personally I’d have gone for the sympathy BJ from the GF, and kept the money in my wallet.

Got it in my motorhome, does that count? Works exceptionally well…

Bad weekend?

A miscellaneous shit box…..
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Google it, go on go on go on, you know you want to

Works out more expensive as you pay a fee to get the tag, and there is one kind of minimum top up amount. No discount n toll cages either. Goodbifbyou use them regularly and throughout the year ie lorry / coach divers etc. Using a cc or dc at the tolls is mega quick and most people still go for cash / attendant options.

Jeez, not much of a choice – personally I found both pretty uninspiring and in no rush to go back to either

Funny

Name and shame the tyre/rim combo tho please?

ZTR crests / Specialized “The Captain”, S-works

@smudgr666

I like the way it took this for the OP to decide the adult entertainment industry wasn’t for him!

Sadly, nature made that choice for me.

There is a genre / niche for all types on the interweb……..

Time to treat yourself to a GPS

@Jamie, nice! 😀

Pork sausage
Plums
Creamy sauce
Oooopps……..wrong forum

Same happened to me te other night with a Specialized tubeless tyre – wasn’t impressed. Tubeless, for me, runs better on lower psi’s, ok with thorns etc, but not much else….,so of limited benefit.

New models won’t come until a new, new niche is invented

Mine did 2 years of rough riding, through the winters mainly with little maintenance – asked my LBS to service it and it’s never been the same since. The fact it was on a HT didn’t help, plus where and when riding didn’t help, and if I’m really honest wasn’t the best riding experience I ever had. I know there’s been a lot on here about comparative weights etc, and I’m no engineer or tekkie, but it just didn’t “feel” right on the trails. The only thing I really liked was the lack of maintenance, although it still used to get really clogged up.
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Gone back to 1X9 now instead…..

to OP – you are posting those pics in the wrong place, and need to be sharing with your employer – you can’t rally support on a forum. There seems to be some “justification” happening already on your part – go talk with your employer, be honest and straight, if you have nothing to hide all will be well.

I was knocked off my bike about 3 years ago, had similar GPX / GPS trace and was unable to use as evidence (on advice from BC appointed solicitor) despite it clearly showing my route etc.

I’ve got a Rolex that hasn’t been serviced for 10+ years, doesn’t keep very good time and sits at home most of the time…the “estimate” for the OP has put me right off doing anything…..ho hum

+1

Pass the eye bleach please…..

I thought this was going to be about having sat down, smarted a bit at the “perceived” size of said reason for entering the bathroom, you look down to find (disappointingly) that it’s tiny…..

Grenoble, Lyon, Chambery area – tbh, with that sort of cash I’d buy a big motorhome instead…..

What was Leonard Nimoy doing in Yorkshire?

Still not working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6.00pm euro time or uk?

Way to go Rach…..

A day or so for me, took it easy for a bit – all back to normal within a week.

Saracens, Hurricane spring to mind

Been skiing there, but not ridden. Swiss very particular on where you can / can’t ride though so surprised nothing in tourist info website?

Used a few in my time and would thoroughly recommend Nicky Barfoot in Southampton (she’s a runner / cyclist also)

The Vosges are about 4-5 hours from Calais, if you go through Luxembourg. There is non-toll motorway pretty much all the way. It’s a lot like Wales, hilly / small mountains and plenty of signed and not signed routes. We stayed at Gerardmer last year and had an awesome time – town big enough for family stuff, a lake, shops, sunshine, mountains, chair lift (small), good bus service around, a luge – what’s not to like!

What is that, I’m traumatised…….

Fuuuuuuurk me

Snorg Tee’s as the lady on the Ad over there has nice kahunas

The conversation about how long his knob was before / after the surgery – funny!

Alternative uses for a hoodie #1

Bell do big sizes, try one’s without the peak as well as the “look” smaller

What about a set of Fox 36 vanilla’s – simple to set up, i.e. there isn’t any with good ones easily within budget (2nd hand)