Mutual leg shaving into the wee small hours………..??

It is and I am………

Depends on the brand.

Helpful, eh?

Ye should have gone past them, cut in front, and dropped yer bike in their path.

Then fought them all stripped to the waist and bareknuckle as God intended………………

HMS Westminster!! What kind of name is that for a warship??
Should have proper names like HMS Brick Shithouse or HMS Glasgow Kiss………………..

this country’s finished.

Kick-Ass

Ronin

*pulls up chair………gets biscuits out……….*

BOSH! ………..hth

Orbit.

Nuke.

Only way to be sure :etc:

Trunks or a linen breechclout.

One thing I can stress about sauna etiquette is never to piss on the coals…………folk don’t find it amusing, apparently.

Bodie- check the episode where he takes on the German terrorists despite having a broken hand. No ****’ Messin.

Easy- as mentioned, get the service .pdf from the manufacturer’s site, follow the instructions- basically they just plug in.

Aye- put in yer max bid with seven seconds or so to go, or use a sniping programme……….early bids only serve to push the amount up.

Even if they were ninety-nine pee, they’re shite.

FACT

Eleven

Load of baws…………all it is is a piece of admittedly very shite corporate identity.

Low cinch band top swing, best for high swingarm bikes………

http://techdocs.shimano.com/media/techdocs/content/cycle/EV/bikecomponents/FD/EV-FD-M760A-2494A_v1_m56577569830608836.pdf

IIRC that’s the one I’ve got fitted

It’s ‘breeze’, you looser!! :x

Its fecked.

HTH…………..

Aye- once ye get the coop and run set up, they’re very low maintenance……..great for clearing ground as well.
There’s also something quite restful about listening to them quietly “pawwk puk” around.

Naw, become a paedophile………..less training involved and ye’ll be slightly more popular in society.

Sly and the Family…………..

Get her a couple of SIGG………….

Squadron Leader Brian Trubshaw.

I remember being confused as to why there were people on the telly buying new pens……………..

Mehh………….yer aw talkin’ baws- the only and correct way to drive through a skid or fishtail is to take your hands off the wheel, cover your face with them, and scream like a woman (short, sharp, desperate shrieks, mind- none of this long drawn out howling).

Disappointment.

Squadron Leader Brian Trubshaw.

Wait ’til he uses a pelican crossing and then strike hard and fast…………..

teh Al wrote:

I hit my first ever ped last night

Dinnae worry aboot it- they deserve all they get, filthy **** deviants………….. :o

my own micturant.

It’s sterile, and I like the taste…………

New jockey wheels??

10

Bourgeoisie wrecker!! *huckles TJ off to teh Big Lubyanka for some denunciation prior to a show trial…………* :x

I hear in similar news that Gary Glitter has given up hillwalking…………

http://www.gentlemans-shop.com/acatalog/Double_Edge_Safety_Razors.html

Is where I got mine- there’s a few different Merkur razors to choose from

No idea…………but I can tell you that lobtsers are quite happy in Banana Nesqik………

If it’s a Blub, ye’ll need one of these:
http://www.hopegb.com/voir_PBUAV_image__tgrandeimage_1.html

I got mine from Kustombikes.com, though it doesn’t look like they still have them- might be worth contacting Hope themselves.

watch the skies……………