I have one. It is Teh Baws.

*gets the axe*

with a fine chianti………

I’d settle for a nice Götterdämmerung.

I ordered some stuff online and then sprinted through to the letterbox……..NOWT!! This is absolutely shocking In This Day And Age. :x

Old Bike in Working Reasonably Well Shocker!!! :P

Even if ye were able, what would you communicate??
“Cancel that order for a new hat”??

……well, small ones can’t be so bad, can they?

The smaller the monkey, the greater its urge to kill you.
Known scientific principle……

Panzersegway………. :P

Harlington-Straker Film Studios…

BBC reporting now he was pronounced dead at the hospital……
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cycling/13333589.stm

Look! You fools! You’re in danger! Can’t you see? They’re after you! They’re after all of us! Our wives…our children…they’re here already! You’re next!

W E A R E I N T H E H O U S E O F T H E D E A D N A D I N E

http://cencio4.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/stealth-black-hawk-down-revised-sketch/

Thought to be the tail rotor unit, broken off and outside the compound.

I had that same wtf is THAT???? when I saw the pic on the news.

It’s to cover the cost of the massive box they will send it in……….

Check streetview of the route, so ye can pinpoint emergency walls along the route……..close to fag shops makes it easier as well.

It’s fecked.

hth……..

Read about a Russian study years ago about the efficacy of corporal punishment…….the mood of test subjects improved dramatically after being administered (I’m not making this up!)

I’m bloody sure it would when the beating stopped………

Any old ankle/knee injuries?- my left foot feels ‘stiffer’, due to the fact I have a slight roll on my right foot from a ligament strain years ago- nowt serious, but noticeable. I set up the cleats the same each side, but try to make sure I keep my right knee inwards slightly while pedalling.

:|

Aye- two scales of OS on Bing- easy enuff to do a screengrab and fir together the bits ye need, if ye are a total cheapskate……… :P

Ricketts, Cholera………..

It only cost ye £20, so GTFU and wear it……

Mehh………telly series doesn’t count.
Anyway, I always keep a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range handy just in case….
*dons Gargoyles ANSI Classics and bike jacket*

I now use “pantry” as the name for the special room where I keep my underwear. It’s next door to the vestry………

Arromanches also has the remains of the Mulberry Harbour just offshore.

Aye- GeeBee&Yoo has the slight edge over it………..Once Upon a Time in the West though stands out as the best scored film ever……..the final mexican standoff, where Henry Fonda shrugs off his jacket before facing up to Harmonica is the best scene in a western.

Mehh………….I had a great uncle was always chuntering on about having fought in the war………didn’t like being reminded though that he was in the Das Reich Division………..

And I say that jolly well covers it!!

Al, we’re not interested in looking at your cockenzie………..

You will grow to resent the garishness. Get a plain black Bellistic.

I would have smiled if he’d missed……….

Same happened to me- though I got Gibbons of Götterdämmerung………quite pleased about it, actually……..

What the **** did I do??………….

Kever Clunts.

Moomins is teh Big Dug’s Baws.

FCAT.

Absolutely none.