Because she was a spiteful auld hoor.

Blondi!! BLONDI!!!!……Gott im Himmel!!!! BLOONNDDIII!!!!

Got mine from the local vets.

Police describe the suspect as a hardened criminal……….:etc:

One of the reds is filled with nitroglycerin. 1 in 15 chance of going FOOM!

Now that would be entertainment….

The suspects were last seen hurrying away from the scene whilst whistling “Hi-ho……”

It’s when yer tits spill out.

Come on…..somebody had to…. :roll:

You live in Australia. It’s late spring for you now. :x

Take a couple of beers and sit outside for the sunset……some ideas will come to ye.

Aye Dorothea Lange…..also Ansel Adams.

*shudder*

Repeat, please.

I do not believe in the existence of a Houns. Thus the question is irrelevant.

Topeak ratchet rocket is the best tool I have owned just brilliant!

yes.

Them steerer tube swingarm extensions came oot nice……ye’ve let yersen’ doon though in the cutlery/araldite dept. :x

ahem, I think you will find this would win on the simple, good design that worked…

He’s right, one kens!! Though ye could bin the bearing cages and get a couple of extra baws in……regular bit of servicing and they’ll last for years.
*fears change*

The only rule on mleh is that one out of every five posted links must be MtSpN™.

The ‘modern’ proflex is (was?) a spanish company…….for info on the Girvin proflex bikes, idriders is indeed yer best bet

Wow it seems stw has been opening the cans

The cans. They hate the cans….

1) The second ‘are’ is redundant.

2) It should be ‘anybody’

ffs

Well, they said it couldn’t be done, but goldarnit sir, you’ve polished it…

Yes. Yes it is, and only TangFastics take the pain away…

Don’t know if ye’ve had a look or Formula’s site, but the docs such as exploded views may help….
http://www.formula-brake.com/en/support/downloads/k18

Off the top of my head, I’d reckon it’ll be a missing/knackered seal or o-ring, if ye want to be adventurous and take them to bits. :P

Casual sodomy…

Once ye unlock the Veal Cutlet cheat, it becomes a lot easier……..

They’re beyond even your cutlery-based resurrection skills……..

Hands up! I’m Proctologist Girl………

beeeeeep………..

Zip tie and an o-ring. BOSH!

I remain stone-faced. What do I win??? :|

Awkward family photos, however, has me sniggering like a tard with a lingerie catalogue……..

The Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer.

FCTA!

Stanleybold Unwinee

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Worst adam ant tribute I’ve seen……….

I’m looking forward to you producing some small solid stools……….

Aye, Chiapucci- gout out on a break in the 1990 tour and Lemond spent the next fortnight catching him………team sported natty denim print shorts….

Aye, there’s Carrera, and there’s Carrera……..

I’ll give you 40% of what you want to get for it.

and a half-sooked sweetie.

Al, I’ll give ye a half-sooked sweetie and a couple of spoons……

from constant disappointment and black despair.