All I did was cut down on the food and did more exercise.

Damn you and your witch-doctor fad diet!!! :x

I solved any and all problems of junk mail by fitting a paper shredder directly behind the letter box.
Anything really important, they will eventually phone you

INRATFS

Disnae work for my version………

What ye got to feel guilty about?? Now if ye had overtaken whilst riding very close in, then brutally driven your elbow into his face in passing, causing horrific facial injuries, now that- that, ye could feel guilty about.

I for one would welcome our new Insect Overlord…….

Are you quite sure it isn’t a sticker, etc……..

Knife/Van/John Wayne Gacy mask.
BO-t’th’muzzafuzzin-OSH!

There will be no difference in tyre wear, and your lovely curls will be hidden under a helmet.

I believe they are all now on an unidentified island. Polar bears and hidden bunkers are also involved………

Are you sure it wasn’t a sticker?

Cynic-Al gleefully welcomes home his prodigal lodger…….

May be a spoiler, but he gets shot at the end…..

BAH!!!! Foiled again :x :x

http://www.parktool.com/blog/repair-help

Bullet for Thatcher, kick in the baws for Lance, bayonet for Jimmy.
BOSH!

Shimano UN-72. Square Taper. Anything since is just buggering about for the sake of it.
FTCA!

Aerogel and hover technology.

Aye, Splash is teh Top-Notch sh1te this telly season….though Eddie teh Eagle has just spoiled it with a selfish display of skill.

Eddie the Eagle in sudden outbreak of adequacy shocker!!!! 8O

d) Regular maintenance

I suppose I better say that vid is VNSFW.

Army training, sir!!

Bizarrely, I just had to enter that into a recaptcha stylee thang not half an hour ago…..

I usually follow my tried and tested Mallet/Shards/Flames….etc method.

HTH :P

In the still images purportedly taken by Armstrong on the moon, “Aldrin” is clearly a sticker…..

I like the idea of Buzz Aldrin punching out non belivers. Could make ace telly

Be no worse than that Splash shite…..

Ah were right about that saddle, though…..

mallet, shards, flames….etc.

Nicola Adams now eighth hardest woman in Leeds

“Masturbation causes blindness”. I had double cataracts by my mid 20s.
You may draw your own conclusions….

Remember, a quality knife is no good unless the van too is well maintained.

C’EST SPARTAAHHH…..

Plus they’ve got Arsis written on them. WIN, right there.

Used Vosper MTB engines, ken…..

I invented the internet. This was after I was a helicopter pilot with the SAS, but before I became an astronaut.

Two-pounds-fifty and a half-sooked sweetie!!!

And where have they been hidden? 8O

fenton.

Of all the films featuring bearded Russian cyclists, American Flyers is the best. And it has that bloke who looks like Ted Danson.

But isn’t.

Indeed, enjoyment is only marred by lack of Subterranean Death Worms/Kevin Bacon.

Naw- It will be “My Auwwd Mayyn’s ay Dustminn”, as riffed on the washboard- Deryck Guyler stylee.

Oxford A-Z of Grammar and Punctuation
John Seely
OUP Oxford
ISBN 0199564671

word.

Mallet/Shards……etc…..

Mallet/Shards/Self Abuse/Flames. Never Fails.

Naw, it was just a sticker.