“Nucular”… :x

….mehh, it’s a prevalent culture that has existed for decades- Fanny Cradock was an Opium Fiend…

He said it was a carrot for Santa’s Reindeer, BUT I TOUCHED IT AND IT WASN’T!!! :cry:

I’m just glad his innate ability to spell wasn’t also lost in the accident.

I’m not watchin’ aw that. Plus it’s in foreign. Summary, pls. :x

pulls it off

heh.

Conversely, I always post pictures of stuff I do not have, and have buyers send payment by paypal gift.
They never seem to learn…..

You could just put some stickers on them.

I didn’t find it all that amusing, but it will make the Daily Mail cry.
Thus I commend his genius!!

Are you sure that’s not a sticker???…….

Are you sure all that red crap isn’t just a sticker???

It is particularly effective when being ambushed by antelopes and/or pursued by Fenton. :salute:

No problem- kick him soundly in the baws and then hire him to defend ye…

Is it an advert for the new Sorts WonderBra?…..makes the bosoms come alive, apparently….

Fentonnnnnn!!!

M/S/W@F. As ever…:salute:

Not absolute proof, but after leaving the L.E.M, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong could never make eye contact……

Oh dear, no no no!– this chap comes across as mildly disturbed, whilst Houns effortlessly carries off “Obsessively Camp”…. :P

False beard+small sheet of hardboard.
Rolf Harris.

Sorted-ahh

Any tattoo you get will inevitably leave you with feelings of inadequacy when compared to…

Heh…..I was all set to post the Ali one too. :P

The clown told me it was a cargo bike made of two BSOs and some cutlery BUT I TOUCHED IT AND IT WASN’T!!!! :cry:

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time….

…naw, it’s just a basic urge to return home immediately upon sharting one’s pants.

royal artillary…..with hopes of horse artillary in the very distant future

I really don’t think firing horses out of a big cannon is anything you should be encouraging young people to aspire to…
*runs off giggling and farting*

ash tray. I’ll keep asking UNTIL SOMEONE DESIGNS ONE!!! :x

I doubt it…..probably didn’t extract the rubber, mould and vulcanise it for the tyres either, the bloody charlatan…. :x

Ash.Tray.ffs :x

Ash tray.

*whistles Entry of the Gladiators…..*

…anyone else trip-trapping over my bridge?…. :P

Only loosers would of brought that book. :x

Mallet/Shards…….you know the procedure.

Never Fails.

I FEAR CHANGE!!!!

I believe the correct procedure for this sort of situation is the “Ned Beatty Treatment”.

That’s nonsense- it was his stunning performance as Chief Jack Mannion in popular TV police show “The District” that endeared him to millions.

Take a machete in to work and kill them all. Kill until a police armed response team send you to Valhalla in a leaden hail of glory………

No sideboards this year. It bodes ill…………

Thanks to Freesat, I was able to watch it here in sunny Yorkshire….though my scottish showed through when urging the old stag to “C’moan!!! F*ckin’ dae him!!” :P

Definitely worth watching on iPlayer if ye don’t have access to BBC Jockland.

If pressed at knife point, I probably would…… :P