LOSE!!!!

ffs :x

I think he was shown up as a rank amateur in the acting stakes in recent years. When they re-made his awful version of the Wicker Man, with the frankly sensational Nicholas Cage

That has amused me! I'm off to find a recording of Breaker Morant……

To turn things on their head, did anyone here watch all of Battlefield Earth, or even like it?? :P

Mrs Doubtfire.

What a shile of pite.

Obviously, they don't.

I'm with you, Herr Scrooge.
*kicks crutch away from Tiny Tim and laughs at his misfortune….*

Don't worry……..two burly gentlemen with a large laundry basket and a bottle of chloroform have been dispatched to the location……

Only defence against a banana is a pointed stick……….

Also:

Not that popular these days, but caused quite a furore in the forties.

Curse you, Herr project!! Zis vas exactly my reply!
Ve shall meet again, and ze outcome vill be very different, I am zinking….

*narrows eyes……takes drag from a cigarette in ivory holder*

District 9
Children of Men
District 13
Assault on Precinct 13 (original)
Blood: The Last Vampire (anime original)
Watchmen (if you read the comic or book)
Jackie Brown
La Confidential
Proof Of Life
Run Lola Run
Stand by Me (oldie but goodie, the "Revenge of Lardass Hogan" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen)

Not feature films, but if ye never watched them on TV-
The Wire (all five series!!)
Generation Kill

Avoid Nicholas Cage films. Especially- and I must stress this– ones where he has a moustache.
The only exceptions to the above are Wild At Heart and the National Treasure films.

And finally:
The Big Lebowski 8)

Yes

"He used to bring me roses………I wish he could again.
But that was on the outside, and things were different then……."

Is what ye are lookin' for.

Word.

The bad news that Captain Scott had failed to return from the South Pole…….I remember mummy crying,and daddy telling her to be strong for the King.

Aye nae point of HD on less than 36", really.

Go for a Samsung 22"- @ £250 ish

Merkur fer me to- and Timothy Edwards also gets my recommendation. I tend to look in independant chemists, ye often find they do blade packs cheap- buy a job lot!

That's nowt- Churchill told Stalin his shoes were poofy.
That's how the Berlin Airlift started.

FACT

Mandelson. every time.

The 1970s.

The Equalizer.

FACT

Skyraider

and of course……..

TSR2

I find a great way of relieving stress is to mug pensioners.

I simply summon Beelzebub and ask him if there'll be showers tommorrow.

Dr Harold Shipman………..luckily he had just put a couple of grannys to their eternal sleep and was thus satiated……..could have been nasty otherwise.

Greetings!
*holds thing against Resin……shudders slightly* :P

Oh, Indeed………….

Best thing I've seen in years, it is- Simon's books are well worth reading too.

And Andre Royo is a damnedly fine actor. 8)

You could have your shins chopped off and have yer feet reattached to the remaining bone stub below the knee. This solution would satisfy everybobdy.

Well, would satisfy me at least………..

Teh Long Kiss Goodnight……….good film, and has Samuel L Jackson too.
Also features the lady what was in the remake of Night of teh Living Deed as Ms Davis stunt double.

Pfah- I am Scottish, and I'm bloody rubbish- your theory is thus spurious, sir!

Good day.