The Spanish Inquisition??

Do what I do- keep the expensive shiny bikes and go out mugging pensioners to make up any cash flow difficulties.

Sorted-ahh………..

I managed that as well last week- lovely feeling of triumph, in’t it? 8)

I like watching the Heavy Snatch………….

Kunch of Bunts.

I don’t know what ye’d call them, but I believe they are very musical people……….

*falls to knees and raises fists at sky*
NNNNNOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! :cry:

WTF is that lounging beside the stove- an indoor horse?? 8O

Ye could try a wanted post on http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/ if ye haven’t already

http://www.livinglifetothefull.co.uk/

Is a useful site as well.

Oooooooo……….you complete and utter Pelicon Crossing!!! :x :etc:

Yes we are, you door………..

Ye should just go with waxing, Al………..it’s worked for yer scrotum for years!! :wink:

Mekur from http://www.gentlemans-shop.com/ , decent quality brush, sorted.

Aye, need a far more laid back attitude. I demand everyone shows love, or I'll come and stab them.

I'm so hard I have no dad and nobody cares about me…..

I have no dad and nobody cares about me.

I have no dad and nobody cares about me.

If you go private, the nurses will suck you off.

Eff-t'tha-Ayy-t'tha-Muzza-Cluckin'-Cee-TEE

It's gettin' out of the bath to have a piss……….that's the great divider.

Yup, cheapo crap is extremely durable………it's one of fate's little jests.

They are all ripped to the tits on the finest pharmaceuticals available to humanity…………

The missing Police Dug………I reckon Sharki has perfected that whistle thing what Donald Sutherland used in The Eagle Has Landed.

Rohypnol……….

Not sexist………just juvenile………….

n00b error…………when she fell on her arse, you should have gone back and kicked her in the face.

Do nowt. Steal the coffee money and raid the stationery cupnboard…………

Da! :-)

Yep- they'll fit like a glove……..

8 seconds……….

Sounds like the seatpost is to small, hence yer clamp slippage…..

I heard it as thumb up mercy, thumb closed in fist for the chop.

And politicians do it to appear chummy and positive, and
not what they really are, which is C*nts.

By that dint, Claymores on the perimeter FTW……..

Only hard bits are deciding whether ye want pie stall near the bar or the gogo dancing stage…………..

So ye'll be lookin' for new forks, then………… :P

DONOR!!!!

ffs :x

RIDING!!!!

ffs :x

It will explode and YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!