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  • A Spectator’s Guide To Red Bull Rampage
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    Hulk Smash?

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    I once joined in with a group for a canoe trip down the Cahulawassee river.
    It didn’t end well :(

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    Actually, he isn’t the forum member you’re looking for…..

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    “Yer powers be roight weak, owd maan….Oi’ll tek yon loightzaber an’ shove it up thy aarse!!”

    which is why they got James Earl Jones to do the voice.

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    And before he slew the badger, he spent a very long time growling at it….

    PLUS…he would do Lance in a square go, nae messin’.

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    Bigger sticker….

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    Is “at least several” more than “a couple”…..or is it less than “a few”?

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    Great idea- but I’d go further and have them destroyed by an animatronic Loch Ness Monster, Gojira-stylee.
    Who would then be engaged in debate and defeated by a Giant Mecha-Salmond.
    The whole thing sponsored by Tunnocks.

    That’s entertainment, ken….

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    I always get Autosol and Anusol confused….though I must say, my Farmer Giles have shone up a treat (etc….)

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    Just stop being a muckle jessie and MTFU. EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!

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    Gravity l0ls in the face of wealth…

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    Also, any structural deficiencies in your item must be indistinguishable in appearance to a sticker.

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    Turned out Bruce was a ghost all along.

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    Groove Is in the Heart.

    That is all.

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    That looks like it was fun….did it ever catch on??

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    Mehh…..automatic curtains are all well and good, but I’m holding out for a self-hoovering carpet…

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    Nope, basically got off with the killing someone bit of it…..

    Wrathall pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of careless driving at Liverpool Crown Court, where he was today sentenced to 21 months imprisonment.

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    I watched that Thor film where they were driving about in racing cars….how does that fit in with the Norse pantheon??! :x

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    the bikes I’m looking at are a bit special and there’s not much choice

    …and thus you are, unfortunately, their beeyotch.

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    Those are the Blue Remembered Hills, Those spires, those farms are yours.

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    not sure if the Mosquito would of survived a bomb run with no defensive armament

    Would have…would have survived. :x

    ANYWAY….Leonard Cheshire did it on a number of occasions. Though of course, he had an astoundingly massive pair, and they gave him a VC for doing it.

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    Nice to see he’s taken up a singing career after getting off that island…

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    Lawn Darts. Especially fun once alcohol and family animosities become involved.

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    On the other hand, the exquisite schadenfreude has really brightened my afternoon.
    Thank you.

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    I’m a corp/edu user and can download 750GB in the time it took me to write this sentence.

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    No, you’ve already lost.

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    Well, the target isn’t just going to jump in the van all by themselves now, are they?

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    a full kingsize sprite

    That’s code, isn’t it??

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    It was probably just a sticker.

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    None for me…..there’s a tacit understanding that any socks gifted to be will be reciprocated by a cheery festive stabbing.

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    Buy a new set of cranks.You’ve arsed it by two separate processes already……

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    Don’t forget weeing, LsD

    Only if it is from a diving board 1metre or higher. Micturating in the swimming pond is, unfortunately, an unenforceable crime.

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    You may begin to feel sudden urges for Shouting, Petting, Smoking, and Swimming in the Diving Area…..

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    Cheese ‘n’ Onion. All other flavours merely pander to malcontents and deviants.

    FCTA!

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    I emitted a grudging “heh”, no more than it warrants. :|

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    I’m not worried about them building it- I’m worried about when begins to learn at a geometric rate and becomes self-aware…

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    That wasn’t a Chinook. It was a weather balloon.
    A.weather.balloon.
    And I was never here…..

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    Mehh…only apology that matters is bending over and handing back the vaseline.

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    Nothing to worry about. It’s only when combined with extreme head rotation and/or projectile vomit of pea soup that you may need to start worrying.

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