A work mate of mine after a Christmas party was very very very drunk (to the point where while I was dragging him home, cos I lived closest to work, I was asked by two coppers if I needed help) crashed out on my sofa. I went to get a drink. While I was in kitchen he wandered in still out of it and pissed all over my brand new Northwaves. I was tampin! He paid for some new ones when I told him the next day. Looked very sheepish too.