StefMcDef
CNC U Jimmy

Genius

100 with the HR moniter, or save a few bob and let him source the sensors (I believe generic decathlon ones suffice…)

http://www.rutlandcycling.com/172233/products/bryton-cardio-40e-gps-sports-watch.aspx

She’s fit, but an utter fruit cake.

A gluten free fruit cake.

njee20
Lighter

You what?

Picked up some RS11s from Ribble the other week when they had 10% off Shimano stuff, taking them to £85.

Lighter than the 501s, and with aero spokes.
I’m happy.

£59.99 now.

Sand?

I don’t always get to the end of movies I download over the internet.

Burglarize always gets my goat

The bastard!

Did you get it back in the end?

Sounds like someone rose merry this morning.

Not really.
When the kids came in and woke me, I told them to “go downstairs. Paslepy”

Nelson Mandela was relaxing at his farm when a Japanese man knocked on his door with a truckload of tyres.
Thrusting a clipboard in front of Mandela, he said, “You sign.”
“They are not for me, I have already retired,” Mandela said.
The man went away unhappy. Next day, he returned with a truck full of exhaust pipes and again said to Mandela, “You sign.”
“I am getting exhausted with all this nonsense,” Mandela said. Go away. They are for somebody else.”
The man was decidedly peeved, but next day he returned with a truckload of brake pads. Nelson Mandela yelled, “Give me a break, you have got me confused with somebody else.”
“The Japanese man looked at his invoice and asked, “You not Nissan Main Dealer?”

…

O’ sorry, Juke

Finally,now I can forget all about this game!

Good luck 😆

My problem is i’m seeing pairs everywhere i look when not playing the game. “Yeah, two bananas, better slide those together to make four.”

Er, this!

Love my TCR, brilliant bike. Got it just before the Propel came out. Would be a tough decision but I think I’d still go TCR.

/\This/\
SL with Red if we’re showing off!

TCR is lighter as well remember

But you could be bowling in the afternoon.

2048, first go.

Next!

Get yourself a personal trainer to kick you into shape.

I think the BUM club are being cocks. And when the BUM club has a few cocks in it, you’re f****d.

….and pussies don’t get along with assholes..

You got to be kitten me!

Second winter on an Exposure setup.
Pricy, but marvellous!

My frame, like wot Clubber wrote got, arrived yesterday.

Undecided at the moment whether to deck it out in 11-Alfine, or 105…..

The Pope plays football?

Best crosser in the game!

Just gutted that I’ve missed the bulk of night-riding season as I’ve got an Exposure Diablo gathering dust.

You know we have night time in the summer as well, don’t you?

Nice build by the way!

I’m signed up. First ever race and feeling slightly concerned about the prospect already…. Gulp

Ditto

roadbike

Seriously?

Unnecessary weight. Remove!

Alternatively, China Bellend / Brewer Legend

One puts engines in everything from a toilet, to a bed, to desk, to a shed, to skip.

The other is a cockwomble who doesn’t know how to treat or drive cars, and wantonly does over the vulnerable. You’d never have guessed he was a back street used car salesman, would you!

China = Legend
Brewer = Bellend

Why not contact the magazines Advertising and Accounting departments with your thoughts?

If that fails, I remember years ago having a pair of orienteering bramble guards for the same reason. Not sure where to buy them, however!

The tampon isle?

skid marks and the odd drop of wee

Get nurse to change you more frequently?

<insert joke about masturbation>

make sure its not Tetleys

The taste does it for me, without ethical reasons!

The correct answer is Durano.
The “S” certainly comes in blue, not sure about the other varieties.

Incase I wanted to laugh more than I already am…(,) (.) how much?

Alibaba Escrow

How does that work then?
Can I use my Credit Card?

You do have to pay via Bank TT or Western Union

I’m oot!

All that dancing’s made me tired

Check out my new shoes!

But you’d like those working conditions, wouldn’t you. Go on – admit it. You wish it was you, don’t you.

But then, you don’t have a Bob Crowe on your side, eh?
Granted; and you’re right, I don’t, so I resent!

cleaning out the Carb

Not on a Lupo he didn’t.

40K when their pensions are taken into account
7 hour working day, 8 weeks leave

If those figures are accurate, Bob Crow is a bigger **** than I previously thought, and I thought big!