sadmadalan
The SNP is now stuck. It realises that it has a limited time to make the case for independence before the general population get bored of them doing it.

Lol.
I name this ship, “Yesterday”.
May God bless her and all who sail in her

TL;DR – didn’t see much mentioned about national insurance.
Only accounts for a minimum of an extra 60% on people’s tax is all.

Are we also assuming everyone is on PAYE? Were are the posts about other people’s professions that us accountants can give our 2ps worth?

Used to drive a Vauxhall Omega and BMW 750. Nearly and over £100 respectively even when juice was under a £1.

Audi A2 and Vx220 only have 40l tanks so have to be on fumes to get £50 in. A2 does 70mpg and the range in the Vx isn’t an issue.

ratnips

Loose women (The whole cauldron of them)

I believe the collective noun is a “cackle”

matt_outandabout

*polishes his P*

Reports for indecent exposure

I’m Chris.
I also own a few Giants.

6 hours to kill in Taunton

Wasn’t that a Steven Seagal movie!?

Limited or Self Employed?

bearnecessities – Member
Sorry, but I still can’t get over how hot Michael Jackson’s got.

Puppies come in all shapes and sizes.

Youngest once asked my wife what a prostitute is, so the wife starts trying to explain and she says “oh, so it’s the same a a hooker, then ?”

On this and the whore theme.

Youngster (<10) asks what a pimp was. Before one of the adults was able to explain, an older one (13ish) piped up, “it’s like a prostitutes manager”

Miss Pauline Prevot

GrahamS
Witchcraft.

BURN HIM!

Sexy party?

Marketing rubbish.
It’s all about the penguin this year!

Alternatively,

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000QS6W0I?creativeASIN=B000QS6W0I&linkCode=w01&linkId=WSS5PAWKXF5BGIBI&ref_=as_sl_pc_ss_til&tag=overheard-21

Show off!

ps nice bikes.

I couldn’t eat a whole one.

What riddoch said.

Unfortunately Government biscuit Policy isn’t swayed by STW, unlike Mumsnet

FTFY

stilltortoise
I have none and my shed has security lights, a reinforced steel door and an alarm. I don’t live where you think I do and the bike that I don’t have is locked inside the shed and is of no value.

That’s not what I can see on Google Streetview.

So the GTR isn’t a supercar then?

No, it’s a saloon carYou can question it’s worthiness of supercar status all you like, but what it’s not, is a saloon car.

Community service!

The mind boggles.

Mine ain’t broken.
It’s ace, and not for sale.

Edukator
The “fantastic handling” is a lot more dangerous than a bland, lifeless, inert Eurobox as any insurance company will tell you.

Whilst I agree with your previous sentiments, this is not strictly true, and is more to do with value and theft desirability once you’re beyond the realms of being a spotty teenager.

A 2l Ford Mondeo will out brake just about every Lotus ever built.

O Rly?

Considering the state of his opposition, it’s not totally inaccurate

/\This, only with less doubt.

Enigma?

What tyres for yellow snow?

Would give whole new meaning to “being caught short”

Ashdown forest. Forget it!

Sui
I’m glad as it means no more pointless tailbacks hitting the tunnels or the bridge.

HA!

Because I don’t like racists.

You RACERIST!*

*this may not be a real word.

I sympathise with you binners.
We have a new receptionist who fits the above stereotype. Thankfully she’s at the other end of the office, so I can often hear her spreading her poisonous cheer on her way too me, giving me chance to sneak out for a coffee.

Come work here, I’ve been in an hour and not spoken yet.

My normal days are like this however, and it’s great.

The Green Party seems to be proposing actually doing something about stuff like we’re on about

Seems to be working for Mrs Lucas!

(ps I don’t think it’s working for Mrs Lucas, YOMV)

The only reason politicians get fat, lazy and complacent is because they know that however much they take the piss nearly 40% of the electorate will continue to vote for them (if they’re Labour or Conservative) and that elections are won and lost by a small percentage of swing voters

Parkli…

??? (For the Barbican)

So obviously he kept the rest.

You’re right. Lets hope those Boomtown Rats royalties keep paying out to keep a roof over his head 😉

Rusty Spanner

Rest assured Bob will get money for a good scrub and a new pair of socks.

Evidence?[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ONE_Campaign#Controversy
Various links off of that relating to Geldof and Bono’s raising of money, awareness, personal profile.

In September 2010, it was reported that ONE used only 1.2% of their funds for charitable causes.

Just hope the money goes where its needed

Rest assured Bob will get money for a good scrub and a new pair of socks.