I’ve a few stories, but there is one which I’ve never been able to fathom.
We have a fair few sub-contractors working on our sites, they do cleaning, odd jobs etc…
One day one of the lads was asked to do the thankless job of cleaning the mens, urinals, and when I say cleaning I mean unblocking the pipes where all the fat and rubbish from your pee clogs. Trust me this is not a smell you ever want to be exposed to, it is truly horrific.
So the chap tries his best to unblock with no success, so using his intelligence went and fetched some neat caustic to tip into the urinal to help the process, a bit like using bleach but if you aren’t aware of what neat caustic does google it.
When the caustic didn’t go down the pipe, and hence the pipe hadn’t unblocked there was obviously only one solution, to take a short length of hose pipe…stick it in the urinal and try to syphon out the fluid.
What actually happened was he sucked too hard and got a mix of caustic, urine and coagulated fat in his mouth.
To say this is possibly a bad enough punishment for his stupidity is an understatement, but nevertheless he walked and his caustic, pee, fat breath has not been smelt since! 🙄