I had a Renault 6, 850cc, with the gear stick in the middle of the dashboard – it appears there are actually still 3 left on the roads!!

see if something will happen

I’m quite sure it will 😀

I’m currently wearing my baggy, slightly faded navy Sainsbury’s polo shirt – I feel I may not be the height of fashion, but I couldn’t give a toss 😀

EDIT:- I realise this may put the OP off wearing his new polo shirts 😀

A five year old will probably like it – you may not…

Best way is to cycle – on a weekday, never at the weekend, and NEVER on the official “Ride the Lights” night! If you want to miss most of the riff-raff and hoi-polloi, then stick to north of North Pier, or south of South Pier.

I wonder how the hangover is this morning?

Really, one of you two is going to be the most powerful person on Earth. Get out of here…

This has got to be not only the winner, but also what was actually said.

I found 8GB rom wasn’t enough and I don’t use that many apps. When I was looking I couldn’t find any (cheap) that had more internal memory.

So, “heavens to Betsy” or “heavens to Murgatroyd”? Is the first southern and the second northern?

“Well, I’ll go to the foot of our stairs”

That was one of my dad’s frequent sayings too.

TTFN – if anyone else knows what that means.

Gosh!

Or even “Oh my golly gosh!”

Crikey O’Riley!

One of my mum’s favourite insults was calling someone a “fathead”. I think I need to use that one.

Am I the only one to think the cubs’ parents are gonna love you? Read ’em ghost stories and then send them home too scared to sleep?

No chance of that EVER loading on my rubbish internet connection! Therefore, obviously, I would suggest not using that effect!

He may find that’ll leave a scar.

Tell her what to do , if she doesn’t do it send her to her room until she does it
You should be the boss of a 6 year old child, not the other way round

Exactly this.
Too much “reasoning” and discussion” with kids these days, leading to precocious, rude little brats.

Not doing very well this series, is he?

Been clearing out my parents’ house over the last couple of months, the amount of stuff they accumulated over 50 years in the same house was astounding, including the food that we had to sort – mostly out of date, tins dating back to 1994. And similarly dated stuff in the huge chest freezer out in the garage.

Am a bit confused as I can’t imagine how chamois cream can help lady parts??

On the bit where the side/edge of the saddle may chaff. Well it does with me 😳

Hoo Ha Ride Glide is one I’ve tried, but currently on Morgan Blue (solid) or just Doublebase as recommended by BC. Any definitely helps, but all seem to wear off after the first half hour.

Scrambled egg on toast – egg fresh from our chucks in the garden 😀

And a cup of Lady Grey of course.

Looking at the black clouds here, I think mine is about to go in the conservatory today.

Edit 7 minutes later: It’s raining, I knew it would.

Doesn’t look like a lot of mud clearance on those mudguards.

I’ve found most dual sim phones have one slot for 2g and one for 3 or 4g, therefore only the sim in the 3/4g slot can use data.

Hurray, the fire is now lit 😀

I’m cold, but t’other half isn’t taking the hint…

Aw, poor Pinga. 🙁
Would it be wrong of me to suggest such a famous cat should be stuffed and mounted?

(hides in anticipation of much hissing, spitting and fur flying…)

Average is a great place to be, surely it means you can do lots of things reasonably well. It appears you’re very competitive, perhaps you need to spend more time just playing? Playing on a bike, playing with your kids in the mud and puddles?

Not everyone’s crap at signalling – while out battling the wind on the bike this afternoon. man on an old tractor approaching from side road to the right, giving me a nice clear left turn hand signal, and slowing at the junction until I’d gone by 😀

I got quite excited to find out there is fibre into the village – but unfortunately it’s then copper wire for quite a long way to our house, so wouldn’t actually be any improvement!!

I’d hope that the boy knows the answers to his homework – it’s his homework, not his dad’s. I wish parents would realise they’re not helping by doing their kids’ homework for them!!

PS, no, I have no idea what bimodal is, despite also having done maths at A level.

My 13 tog goose down duvet hasn’t been used for years, the 4.5 is used all year round (with a window always open), although I’ve yet to see how cold this house gets in winter.

0.97 download and 0.45 upload. The joy of living on the edge of the country I guess.
Do I win the prize for the slowest?

Edit: My phone is much faster at 30.55 download and 15.45 upload, but phones are too small to look at for long and so fiddly to type on when you’re used to using all your fingers.

Gosh, I thought it was only me put it on the right – two reasons, the first being for making the bike look wider to drivers and secondly, cos I’m a naughty girl and get off on the right hand side, so it’s easily gettatable.

I couldn’t – I think not working may have something to do with it.

*looks out of wide open window at blue sky*
Quite nice here on the east coast…

Lack of artistic ability.

Redifusion – another place to rent your tv from. I remember renting our telly from them, did anyone else?

Don’t forget you can use Freecycle, saves the effort of taking stuff to charity shops or the tip!