I remember an old chap scraping my car when he drove out of his parking space – he was quite amazed when I said don’t worry, it doesn’t matter, my car’s 15 years old.

don simon – Member

The trick is to not give a sh**, it’s only a car.
Exactly – they still work with a few dents and scratches don’t they?

The trick is to take up two spaces – no-one parks near you then 🙂

elaine anne – Member

old farts ?????? i feel a slanging match coming on…dont push my buttons….
As a grumpy old woman, I’m quite happy to insult those younger than me 😀

You mean there are some backward places that haven’t gone digital yet? 😕

Boring? Well, what do you expect from this bunch of old farts?

PJM1974 – Member

Barstewards, and they’re usually the slowest cyclists on the route and you end up having to re-pass them four seconds after the lights go green.
Not just me that happens to then!

emsz – Member

stood up?

Not yet! Just waiting!

Going back to dating tips – if a guy asks for a girl’s phone number, then he should ring her 🙂

Great pics – and it must be slug mating season – I saw some this morning too.

Renault 6 with an 850cc engine – surprising what you could make it do, but most fun when the suspension had gone and it just bounced all the time 😀

My son has a BMW – but then he earns around 4 times more than I do 😕

andysbeans – Member

Just read the rest of the suggestions on the thread and my giggling produced an unexpected nose bogey bubble
I have this nasty feeling that may not endear you to the opposite sex – but then on here, you never know 😉

If the relationship hasn’t been good for a while, then get out of it – you have the rest of your life to enjoy. As others have said, talk to her, and don’t make any hasty moves.

Don’t try to impress with daft phrases – just say you’re riding somewhere and does she want to come along.

My virgi….
Oh, no, you didn’t want to know that 😳

Bit windy innit? The trees in my carefully selected riding location today provided shelter – just a shame my split tyre cut the ride short 🙁

Reported.
Coincidentally, I was driving down a road in Warrington with a cycle lane – the van in front and the car behind were both driving in the cycle lane.

Thanks Foxyrider – that’s brilliant!

Foxyrider – how/where did you do that elevation pic/diagram?

Strawberry cider 😀

andysbeans – you got it in one 😉

Can someone organise another singles ride? I quite like the idea of being chased by 200 men? 😀

Ah, actually I’ve just spotted a flaw in that plan – I’m so slow on a bike I’d be chasing the men 😳

That reminds me, I forgot to replenish my stock of AA batteries 🙁

I used to have things going on in my head, but now it’s just full of cotton wool and fairy dust.

supertramp – Member

did I mention that my email address is in my profile?

Ah, yes, so it is.

*single middle-aged lady waves to single middle-aged man*

And why do people always assume they have the right to get on the train before you when you’ve got a bike? It happens every single time I get on a train.

Had to laugh out loud when I saw it put asterisks in that post 😀

There are moderators here? Oh, ****!
*runs off and hides back on t’other side*

I don’t know why blokes find it so hard to deal with changes. The new BM site looks different, but it’s all easy peasy really 🙂

Is this where everyone had defected to? Come back to BM you ‘orrible lot 🙂

Actually, Jon, would you like to post up the pics of your naked body, sorry, scars, and I can answer your question.

It may also depend on where the scar is.

Granite? Do you really want to be preparing food on what looks like somebody’s tombstone? Nooooo!!

Awww, there was lots of foreplay there – nice.

Ooooh, Guy Martin – I’d get on the back of his motor bike anytime 😀

My Mum’s 90 and she’s an excellent driver. My Dad is only 86 and he’s crap and knows it, so very,very rarely drives any more.
So there you are – younger drivers are worse than older drivers 😀

My Grandad summed it up perfectly – ” BBC is for gentlemen, ITV is for louts” 🙂

I swear that horse flies have teeth – I can feel the blighters bite! And I always react to them – generally a swollen area the size of my hand 😕
Anthisan doesn’t seem to do anything, ice is the best treatment, and recommended to me by a doctor.