skidartist – Member

Burn some Korans Kerrangs in their garden.

Brilliant 😆

Burn some Korans in their garden. I know where theres a few spare just now

Razzle.
It made my willy big

The chorizo looks tasty

It's true there is quite a bit of tranny porn on the net, but I only found it by mistake when I hit a typo whilst searching for granny porn

Ballboy is good but maybe not so suitable for a DH vid.
JESUS & MARY CHAIN!!
Frightened Rabbit, Belle & Sebastian, Arab Strap and We were promised jetpacks (as mentioned before)
Franz Ferdinand? Glasvegas?
There's lots of good scottish bands just now

Christmas pudding and stilton sandwich

I could see that working

sardine and strawberry jam

Aww dude- say it aint so…!

trailmonkey – Member Am I the only one that had to re-aquaint myself with Under Mi Sleng Teng on spotify after seeing the ads ?

I'm with you there

X5 or Range Rover are the best on the road

I've got a superlight from 2007 but it's the last of the old shape. Kitted out with all new gear earlier in the year inc 120 mm travel reba team with maxle lite. I love it and I just wish they'd make a carbon one

Sorry to hear this

Peter Mandelson was on the same flight as me from Edinburgh to London last week

coatesy – Member
Before you buy anything, i'd suggest checking it's compatibility with the intended trailer, a mate's just bought a Burley that's not compatible with disc equipped frames as the mount fits into the joint of the seat/chainstay.

– Good point. Will get that checked

My mate fingered a bird who looked a bit like susan tully (she of grange hill and eastenders fame) when we were about 18.

just holding out for a badger shot!

I say!

And all of the assistance is much appreciated. 8)
Seriously though, if it was for me it would be a different story but it's good to hear from the lasses here about their preferences such as buying a womens specific bike or a small mens….
If I do get a one which isn't designed for women, should I get a womens saddle right away?

Thanks for all the input folks- it's given me a good base to work from on my search. Has anyone (girls) tried the Cube LTD Team? I quite like the look of that

guitarhero – Member

Need a bike for the wife

That doesn't sound like a fair trade, what else can you offer?

OK, I'll throw in some protective equipment too…

I'm only the 3rd owner and she's in decnt nick, considering she's been ridden pretty hard 2-3 times a week. The front triangle's in a bit of a mess but you should be able to tidy that up.
Cost me a mint and there's be no expense spared on the upkeep.

Mr H – Member
Pity, wife's selling Trek fuel ex 14.5".

That's a cracking bike Mr H. shame it's not a 16 or 17"

LeeW, that is a decent spec- it's on the shortlist.
She was having a look atb this CORRATEC on CRC but its huge. pretty good also apart from the brakes, and I'm almost tempted to get it and sell the brakes and frame for different ones, but possibly too much faffing around

She's about 5'7"

The hardest thing about rollerblading is telling your dad that you're gay

Santa Cruz Superlight large size with Fox RP-23 in anodised blue (from 2007)
Rock Shox Ream Team 120mm with Maxle light
Front wheel DT Swiss 4.2 rim with Hope Pro 2 hub (ano blue)
Rear wheel Mavic 717D on Hope Pro 2 (ano blue)
Schwalbe Racing Ralph EVO folding 2.1" tyres
Shimano XT M770 chainset + BB
Shimano XTR M970 pedals
Shimano XT M770 cassette
SRAM PG 990 chain
Shimano XT M761 rear derailleur (from previous build)
Shimano XT M770 gear shifters
Shimano XT M770 front derailleur
New XT cables
Race Face Next carbon low riser bars
Lizard Skins Peaty lock on grips
Easton EA70 90mm stem
Cane Creek headset
Charge Knife saddle
now has thomson elite post & hope qr clamp
and last but not least- Avid BB7 mech disks from old build

couple of related topics

deepreddave – Member
I'm still feeling unclean after reading:

IanMunro – Member
I'll be lighting a candle and letting Elton's touching movement flow over me.

Not good….

Well, if it's going to be one of those kinds of parties, I'm going to sprinkle my pubes on the trifle

The Hotdog. Perfectly shaped for eating on the go, the roll keeps the shirt cuffs sauce free, and should trouble arise, it can be used as an accurate 'fling and forget' missile to buy you some time whilst you make your escape.

I heard this recently too and it sounds like madness to me. Could a penetrating spray actually get through your skin and inti your cartlidge of your joints?
I wouldn't try it- its carcinogenic

If I were to get a nice watch (which I have been considering lately) I would like an Audemars Royal Oak, an IWC Portuguese or a Patek Phillipe Calatrava, but they're all too bloody expensive.

How about The KLF with The White Room or even Chill Out (although not really an album)

Misplaced Childhood by Marillion

Interesting choice there Mr C. I haven't listened to that in a long time.
Some of the lyrics we're pretty cheesy and meaningless eg (psuedo silk kimono) but musically it was sweet and of course it contained Kayleigh.

lobby_dosser – Member
[quoteStone Roses Second coming…very dissapointing

mm i like it better than their overrated 1st album
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Begging You was a cracking track. I remember buying it as soon as it came out and listening to it over and over with my mates and a few beers. Would have been winter 1994 I reckon…

Casio G-shock. Been all around the world with me and put through all kinds of shit and never misses a beat. Cost me 60 quid 6 odd years ago IIRC

Lapdancer

Asking her our for a drink on Friday- here you go mon ami.
"Je voudrais boire votre tasse velues. Que diriez-vous vendredi"

Bon chance!

is it a smartphone? Did she have it on roaming or data on push? If so, and that was why the bill was so high then you may be able to plead ignorance and hope they'll go along with it. It's pretty well know that a lot of people have been stung this way and every time I go out of the country I get a warning text about this and I still run up average £200/month. If she had a smartphone such aas an iphone she can download skype as an app and run this for peanuts to any phone or free to another skype account- alternatively do it via her laptop if she has a decent speed connection at her work or hotel. You could buy all this kit and still save a mint, but I feel your pain because I've had a few scary ones myself in the past.

I've got a MET Predatore and it's an excellent piece of kit, however it's too big for me. My problem isn't the size of my head, more the fact that it has corners like the guy off red dwarf.
I've only worn it once and I'll sell you it to if you like. I think I may need to get something custom made since I have such a weird napper. I had a Giro Rift before that and had to get rid of it since it could only perch on top of my bonce and I looked like a right tit

You missed out on a fantastic opportunity there mate. If some mentally handicapped guy started on me like that, I'd really fancy my chances.
And once I'd started getting the better of him, I'd throw in a bit of Mohammed Ali footwork and maybe finish the monger off with a crane kick like on Karate Kid!!
Then those Pguys behind the counter would know who's boss.

#edit# or stop being a fanny 😆

*disclaimer* the language used above is for comic effect only, before the lentil brigade start complaining

The 80's **** rocked

Seems fair enough. We seem to have taken plenty major criminals from the 3rd world countries.

(waits for pc brigade…)

17 middle of the road