When the missus puts the washing on the rotary dryer she always puts the heavy stuff, jeans and towels on one bit, then t shirts and underwear etc on the other, making the dryer lean on one side, trying to explain it would be better to even things out a bit just results in her saying if you think you can do better why don’t you just do it every time…
It’ll be me fixing the damn thing when its bost, but that’s lost on her..
Also when she knows I’m out riding my bike I’ll tell her to text if she wants to know something and I’ll stop and answer the text at a convenient time and only ring if its important.. Phone rings so I think its important only to be greeted with daft questions like do you want your boiled spuds leaving whole or mashed ffs