Even the bleakest recesses of my mind refuse to imagine how that might have been discovered.

This, and even then, I’m trying very hard to imagine that the circumstances leading up to this event are all coincidental and innocent.

I recall a rumour at school about one boy, his dog and a pot of jam……

This is something that I’ve been inwardly pondering recently. I’m 34, have reasonably responsible job. I’m would like to be a bit fitter but a young family and work life dictate how much me time I have.

However, I wouldn’t swap anything for the experience and wisdom I have gained, that far outweighs the arrogance and naivety of my youth.

This, for me is the best description so far. There is no substitute for growing older and growing as a person. Now if I found a way to go back in time and give myself a shake…..

If he’s had it for two months and the rightful owner states it’s his to sell on then why not put it in his name first? Sounds too good to be true etc…..

Edit:

Image fail!

Not the only cock-up at work in the news today

She had previously described her tweet as her “biggest regret” and rated it “11 out of 10” on the stupidity scale.

BBC Link

All wrapped up then. She’s a moron.

30 mile each way, all on dual carriageway. Takes between thirty mins and forty depending on traffic.

I went off Topics years ago when they went up to 67 pence.

Just a suggestion, you could mount the lights to a scaffold bar and suspend that from the joists at any angle you wish as a mock up lighting rig you wee in music venues.
The type of light is going to look industrial, so the scaff bar set-up would fit in.
It would also allow you to play with the lighting without drilling too many holes in the joists too.

I’ve been meaning to try one of these. What fuel does anyone recommend?

Wrong Rodger, wrong fish.

I bring nothing to this forum.

What makes you opt for water jet out of interest? It’s twice as expensive as laser and leaves a very sharp edge, one which usually needs dressing. Laser cut is s bit more forgiving.

monkeychild – Member
Being good at spelling and grammar, brings the thread alive.

Are you saying good spelling and grammar are the 650b of the literacy world?

Ton, good call! I still have that album on tape in the loft somewhere. No way of playing it!!

I’ve just recently ‘discovered’ Absolute Rad 90’s on DAB. Wow, there were soo many good songs. Anyway, I re-heard this last week.

Too many to choose from….

I pulled my unconscious wife out of a burning car after it crashed into a tree. It didn’t feel heroic, she’s my wife. I’d do it again.

Likes squatting, big balls and photographs.

Gnarrphine

(semi-stolen from the best post thread)

Been searching for a pic of Captain Harris from Police Academy with his arms out wide after the mace incident.

Margaret Thatcher, but in spitting image guise.

If you have kids, you will notice that the week they go back to school after the six weeks, the adverts start then. Not necessarily Christmas specific with Santa and snow, but definitely gearing up in that direction.

It is not obligatory, you could have not posted.

Just saying lyk.

I agree with gofaster. Images and charts only on the presentation itself. Otherwise it’s too busy.

That and if you can get your point across and demonstrate an in depth knowledge, then the viewer will be impressed.

I do not generally suffer fools, and you sir, are intolerable.

Cheers Nobeer, I honestly didn’t know that as this is my first ‘nice’ car having drove bangers for years!

In that case, I’m not sure if the dealer stamp will hold any additional resale value?

I took my car in to the main dealer for it’s third year service to keep the warranty valid. I received a phone call telling me the pads needed changing as they are 80% worn and that would be two hundred pounds plus VAT please. My response was that the car has done 29,000 miles, so there is still a good 7 thou miles left in them thank you.

I’ll get an independent price in the new year.

Are you applying direct or via websites or agencies? I see a lot if C.V’s and can say the majority are cut and paste into the recruitment company’s format.
By all means use a new format for your own, just understand the ‘important’ reader may not see it the same way as which you sent it.

Wiggles, my wife is slow-cooking pulled pork using a very similar recipe for tomorrow nights fireworks. She has prepared the pork joints and they are in the fridge until the morning. Reading your post makes my mouth water. Hmmm. Pork…

Balls

chewkw – Member
brakes – Member
maggots have rights too!
Real maggots, yes. It’s part of ecology. This maggot ate the life out of a dog that saved his life, no. Even if he has higher “intelligence”.
wiggles – Member
Moral compass lol, so the dog which would only live for another say 10 years maximum should be left in the wild when it’s owner dies probably to be eaten by a bear, rather than a man who probably has a family to provide for and live another 50+ years eat it…
If you want to put it this way then he should not be in the wild in the first place if he cannot deal with outdoor survival.
Family to provide for? Shouldn’t he consider that before venturing outdoor by himself? Yeah right … this maggot should be squashed and his family starve for his selfish act. One less maggot walking on this earth one more free space to breath …
wiggles – Member
also the point about killing the dog after a few days, surely that makes sense as I doubt he would have survived long if he had to share all his meals to keep the dog alive.
He should be eaten by the bear alive … he survived long enough as maggot. Also if the dog can survive that long why can’t he?
Maggot. I will feed him to Nile crocodiles and see the crocodiles perform death roll …

? I think you have real world problems.

Junky, the meat that we eat generally doesn’t eat meat itself. Dog does and as such can cause problems if we subsequently eat it.

Don’t get me wrong, in a life or death situation, I’d get stuck in no problems. But while I have choice, no thanks.

As an ‘outdoorsman’, he should have been more than able to source food.

I’m out.

mikewsmith – Member
Newcastle here, Mike Ashley for sure, the amount he has done for the club….

Sunderland fan here. My unsung hero is fat Mike too :D

On a serious note, I wouldn’t wish him on an enemy. Horrid man.

Daily Mash writer obviously reads STW for inspiration :D

<I actually bought an axe last week. It wasn’t a stove related purchase though>

We’ve missed the important question though. What’s the beer like?

Been trying to find if it is in the supermarkets.

This relates to my question earlier, the taller one, who previously ran a marketing Company, was very good at marketing.

the architect definitely has an eye for detail… it all looked spot on.

This. However. I would question the life of that rubber. Roof wise, no problem, but the return behind the flint will be costly to replace.

Really liked that building, and the view through that large widow was superb.

Mind, I nearly spat my cup of tea out at the mention of a clean entrance and a dirty one. Intentional tounge in cheek?

warton – Member
Lots of sunderland fans in fancy dress as empty

At least we won’t use them as missiles. I also noted quite a few in fancy dress with a horses head. I haven’t a clue why that would be. Care to shed some light?

Good start to the first half, died down a bit toward the end.

Final score, Sunderland 2 Horse punchers 0

wordnumb – Member
Extra hour in bed ftw.

Viz top tip. Get that ‘extra hour in bed’ feeling everyday, by simply going to bed an hour earlier the night before.