Bikes have more wheels then when I last rode them, is this the new 29er.

According to that picture, that bike only has two wheels. I’m insure what supports the fat midget at the other side.

OK. Here she is on a bike.

She needs her tyres blowing up :D

Bit scary that 35000 people feel they need to deport someone with different views to them

When you look at the percentages, it’s not that scary really. 35000 want to see him deported from 315 million people. Then there is an estimated 300 million guns.

The scary fact is the number of guns to people ratio.

Yoko Uno in misguided self promotion shocker.

As for simplifying the recipe, use equal volumes of each ingredient. A cup full if each is usually good for 10 or so puddings. I’d you like the puddings to be fluffy on the inside, add a warm knob of butter to the mix.

Hot oven and dont open until cooked.

Actually, wolfram has an app too.

They orchestrated an elaborate hoax using a slide rule? Impressive.

Myscript calculator does this for numbers and its easy to prtscreen. I have this for android. Not a perfect solution to your problem, but is a step in the right direction.

So is it sinking or is water getting in?

How thick are the blocks? I only ask as it is possible that the moisture is coming from a different source other than rain penetrating through the blockwork.

+1 for pathia. Very nice curry and you can easily add cauliflower & broccoli to increase the veg content.

Now you have the ingredients, make something up. Just like Jaime Oliver does.

Thoroughly enjoying this thread. After some reminisce, not a movie but still good. Dempsey and Makepeace followed closely by moonlighting.

Oh, and red dwarf.

And what was that comedy ‘thats you that is!’

Lots of good movies / memories above of my youth too.

I can add Lost Boys, Poltergeist and er, Muppets Christmas Carol.

Neither was I. I referenced countzero and as your post followed mine, I assumed you were calling me an unpleasant troll?

Look what a surprise there’s a certain person being an unpleasant troll yet again.

Not at all. I’m impressed that he took the time to find out for himself what they were up to and as an extension to this, what the outcome was.

Oh please, get over yourself! I’d have done exactly the same, except I’d have settled down somewhere out of sight and watched for a while.

Out of interest, were they shooting raptors?

^ this.

My ‘mind your own business’ post may have been slightly ott, but this type of post will polarize opinion immediately, specifically if you choose to err on the side that they were wrong uns before you understood the facts.

Yes, but you pay tax on income via PAYE or self assessment.
Paying bills already include any tax due, so you are covered. Stress ye not :D

If I did not understand something, my first port of call would be this;

Google

I did try to search for ‘How to steal bikes’ but that didn’t return any useful results.

since when has don’t pay twice been an issue? earn pay tax, save pay more tax and spend more tax…. i didn’t think you would but knowing how tax works/doesn’t work nothing would surprise me.

Would you mind clarifying that statement?

Someone paying bills in a house which they live in (albeit on behalf of you) is not an income. You get paid, and therefore pay tax, on income.

If your SO already pays tax on their income, then why would you pay more tax to HMRC to cover payment of bills?

No. I presume SO already pays tax on their income if she is over the threshold? Don’t pay twice.

two men in a hide at the side of a field, short crop in field, plastic and other/dead pigeons used as decoy. They tell me they are shooting pigeon – are they? Or should I mind my own business?

Fify

+1 for convert.

You have good crank arms already and once you swap out the chainrings and have a few differing sizes, you are able to pick and choose ratios to suit anticipated rides.

Oh, teh ironing!

Lacks depth and originality

1/10 must try harder.

Oh, the irony!

People who follow too close behind and are not watching where they are going, and when you stop to get something off the shelf they slam into your heels with their trolley.

This is the point. Awareness of yourself and those around you in both situations. Or lack thereof.

What is the emergency stopping distance for a fully loaded shopping trolley in good supermarket conditions?

Quite honestly, IQ dependant.

What are you meant to do if you find stuff that you need and need to stop, do a hand signal a few metres before and then slowly come to a halt?

No, left side or ride side slow moving is for browsing. Central at speed is for getting around. The two just don’t mix.

If I was driving and saw something I needed I wouldn’t slam the anchors on. Bad form.

People who just stop when you are following them and nearly rear end them.

People who leave the trolley across the aisle and occupy the remainder of the aisle with a fat ass.

Buy shallots, pay for onions.

So if I wrote bop on the back of my head and looked in the mirror, would it read bop or pob?

Simples. The text (when looking at it in the mirror) is correct. Letters on the right-hand-side of the paper are reflected at you from the right-hand side of the mirror. Top to top, bottom to bottom etc……

Mine used to come out regularly until I had the rotor cuff ‘stitched’ back onto the head of the humorous.

Will my orthopaedics appointment investigate tissue damage?

To check for tissue damage, they inflate the cavity around the shoulder with air then do an MRI scan. I think they will just check for play in the joint if this is the first time.

I’d suggest there has been numerous fires in people’s ‘tack room’

Silver fish?

(Far more silver and transparent in real life than google images suggests)

On a completely aside note, this amassing of weapons by current and ex military is far more widespread than this case alone.

Seriously, people join up for a multitude of reasons and weapon fixation has to be one. This, coupled with access above and beyond Joe public means there will be a proportion of people out there with all sorts stashed away.

^ this comes from someone I trust (and is ex forces) who in turn knows of people who have such a stash.

‘nursing a semi’ Nightingale just happened to get caught.

Simple solution. Just and loads of kit to your her watch list ‘to see what stuff is actually selling for’. Top distraction technique.

Based on your recent search history innit 8O

They are promoting the niche sport of night time lazer quest. In the woods. On bikes.

Have the smelliest fire ever?

Do you bring out a token bowl of the stuff when he visits?

Mount the light on your backpack so it can be seen easier in traffic.