Alarm went off 7am this morn , was on bike at 7.10am and at work at 7.20am to clock on at 7.30am bollocks to spending life on trains or in cars or fackin shaving!

8O pretty damn cool! I’d’ve ignored Lee and done my best to overhear anything the bearded one had to say. Anyone asks me what I see in Stewart Lee’s comedy from now on I’ll tell them it’s good enough for Alan Moore, so shut up!

Oh crikey, just come across this. Hope for the best of recoveries SFB

For the love of it. Go obree. You’re a fucken beauty.

Hahaha stw makes me laugh. :(

In the one store where I work, rather than selling plastic for profit, since 2011 the store has raised over ten grand for the Welsh Air Ambulance service. They’ve probably had to take the hit someway, but sod them! I think it works well. It’ds a great idea and supermarkets and customers just need to get over it!

jack Nicholson is cool as ****. He looks a bit like my dad. I think the defining factor of cool people is theit confidence in doing their own thing, and doing it well.

It seems to me the coolest people burn brightly for a short time, rather than fade away greyly. Terrible thought to think of jimi on a retirement circuit churning out old tunes for wealthy, mindless mddle aged **** for cash. Oh yeah, that’ll be Brian Wilson

So we’re agreed on Jimi then.

Intelligent, erudite, witty, thoughtful and right. Still annoying! One of the best celebs out there.

So we’re all agreed on Jimi then?

Bill Hicks or Jimi Hendrix

I like great big nuclear submarines with enormous power to decimate continents of life. I like the ones with unstable russians with scottish accents the best.

Boring

just ride the **** thing or push the bits that you can’t do. advice over!

Yeah, read that one Binners. Brilliant stuff. Got a good list here now! :)

Some good stuff here, ta. Read Frankie Boyles recently (found it in a pub). Didn’t know he used to work in a Mental Health institution or work as an English teacher! No wonder he’s such a misanthrope!

Usually people come to your till, first thing thry say is “oh, I only came in for eggs n milk, didn’t mean to buy all this stuff” *points at massive load on checkout belt*. just goes to show how easily people are manipulated. It’s psychological warefare out there on the aisles, just people don’t realise it!

Unfortunately, I’ve worked in ASDA for five yrs now, and I still can’t find stuff. The store is having a re-fit so now I’ll be back to square one. Luckily for customers they have hired some new kids during the re-fit called “go getters”, who wander about holding a sign saying “ask me if you can’t find stuff”. But they are new, and also don’t know where anything is! :D

don’t think it’s aimed at grumpy middle aged, middle class, middle England types with kids n mortages that ride a bike in a wood on a sunday TBH. “Look at this cool new watch it does stuff..” “yeah **** yeah, look at the debt I’m in and the sick on my shoulder, and I’ve only just bought a new Ipad cos the other one wasn’t the latest Ipad….and now I’ve got to buy a **** mini ipadwatch that isn’t even Apple. I’m so confused!”

Was going to cycle down to Rhyl to see it, but had to go to work :(

My instincts say it wasn’t Assad, but Alex Jones for conclusive evidence? are you **** joking OP?!

Price or cost? I reckon the cost of each Misile is the death of a fair few innocent people. So it’s about how you reckon those innocent lives cost or the price we put on them, and are they worth the tally score at the end of the shootout? £800000 for a tomahawk. How much for a life?

Am at work at mo. Will get back to u.. where’s Sue lol

Oh wow you are in such a nice spot! It is a case of getting on your bike and making a nice loop! Head up to caernarfon along the A4086 and then back up through the industrial estate to Llanberis up to the Pen Y Gwyryd Hotel and whizz back to Beddgelert, That’s an ace ride! Or down to caernarfon and along the coast above bangor through Rachub to Conwy, down all the wiggly B roads B5106 to Betws Y coed up to Capel Curig and all the way down into Beddgelert. Loads, or go east, just pull out a map :D Dunno about rides down the Peninsula from there but there must be some fab rides!

Rodney Mullen! 2 words I haven’t heard in a long time. That guy was amazing!

Sorry to hear of your bad news Rosss :(

Quosh to bits that hitler **** killing his own people to death with chemical weapons… yeah, I’ll go with that, if you can prove it without a shadow of a doubt, y’know, before sending in what will be Massive bombardment that will possibly kill even more innocent kids. Prove to me beyond a shadow of adoubt that it will be a legitimate and internatinally snctioned and legal intervention and I’ll be ok with it.

Nice one :)

Signed and friendfaced FWIW

Every time I eat a scotch egg now I reminisce about being in The Elan Valley in the rain, or climbing up over the Brecon Beacons! Knowing that you are staying in a pub full of lovely beer at the end of the day’s ride just makes you pedal harder :}

Did Lon Las Cymru Cardiff to Holyhead pretty much on a big fried brekky in the morning, scotch eggs on the go and Beer and pub snacks in the evenings. Came home 3 lbs heavier than when I started :D That was muscle right?

ohh, I remember when he illustrated Judge Dredd as Chris Halls!

It’s the best of mash-ups. It’s not Smiths, it’s not Schultz, but a thing in itself. ok , copyright shmoppyright, but that is genuinely good. cheers

fantastic!!

Has anyone else ever ate a Batchelors Beanfeast? Well I have, 2 in this instance. In one day!

I was being persuaded by my househates to go down the Student Union for a game of pool, beers etc. This was Circa 1994. Hull. Well, I’d had a Batchelors Beanfeast for breakfast, and was already trumping some stinky eggy gas. So, yeah, let’s go down the union and hang about. hang on, I’ll just have sommat to eat, what’s in the cupboard? only another Batchelors Beanfeast (another flavour maybes). So cooked it up and necked it.

Off to the student union. start hanging about, loads of other students turn up, music on, plenty females turning up, things are starting to cook up and get interesting (including my guts). So somehow we we end up on the central table in this throbbing student union bar, it is all kicking off, very lively, I got my posse on my table surrounding me, and all of a sudden I let off one massive fart, y’know, expecting it to be a mellow low floor hum. No. No No No. It was the rankest, most disgusting dead badger guts from the nether regions of hell.

I immediately cleared out a 12 ft radius of everyone around my personal Ground Zero. So Obviously my stink. What can you do in this terrible, embarrasing situation?? well, I was full of beer by then and just sat there and grinned.

Great vid! Love to have a go on one of those bikes on the coast around here. They’ve got those same coastal defense anchor things in Colwyn Bay, think I remember my Dad saying they are put together in a very certain way. He worked in the Local Govt. dept responsible for ’em at the time in 1987(?) Designed on computers y’know!

Don’t think too much, It’ll blow over. But ring your parents as soon as you can and share your life with them if you can. I know it’s difficult. One day they will be dead and then it is too late.

oh I’m so glad I’m single sometimes!

It’s just stuff Bearneccesities, it’s just stuff. It has a lot of emotional value at the moment maybe. But I’d take the £400 I think. Get rid of the thing and move on.